Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Thursday, August 6, 2009
well~ heres the request of my opinion of u! :D
lets start off with bad (: i feel that maybe sometimes ur too insensitive bah. i dun really noe how to explain but thats how i feel. u also can get rather emotional at times. stay strong girl (:
thast rather off for the bad part. now for to GOOOD one :P
first of all, i was kinda attracted to ur character, like strong willed and maybe at times sturbbon. its quite a good thing for a girl, but when it comes to love, ur totally helpless - -... which was mentioned above that ur too emotional.
u might be fierce but den again, can disturb u one o.o... so its ok :X i like the way u react haha. and of course! the way how u love ur family (: u noe hor, if i continue talking liddat, people will think that i like u sia - -... so i guess i will stpo around here (: , but i really enjoy ur company.
ah guin.
writtern at; 9:21 PM;
hihi~ this post is dedicated to my watermelon :P
recently had been rather fun spending time with u (:
even though ur fierce ._. ok la~ at times =X
went out with u 3 times le ^^...
1st was to watched obsessed haha.
i remember i w as like running a fever. den u keep sayin it will spread to u. rawr. so much for concern xD. sent u home den went home (: p.s , when i recieved ur sms thanking me, it felt very nice (:
well~ 2nd time was went to eat pizza! :D. quite a funny meal :P, u keep sayin i look down on u. i nvr hor ok! it called teaching =X. den ur mother and ur cute brother came hahaha. veri nice people :D. and den u felt guilty for not buying a present for my father. it was ok laa (:
3rd was just yesterday :P, went to eat mac. veri comical la the scene. the mayo, flying chilli and dropping of the burger box >.>... plus leh~ the aunty who gave me 4 plastic bags o.o.. i mean, CARRIER. see, i learn fast right :P. watched hang over o.o... retardedly funny show, first time hear u laugh so much LOL. the cinema finish laughing le u still laughing =X. u should laugh more lurhs, =p. i tink caz is u spend time wif me dats why so happy right xD. and oh ya~ the aunties thing too :P. careful hor, u gonna be one soon :x
2 other times i met u in sch ;o... first was to help the dunno who LOL i 4got her name :x... do her assignment de. the one i keep editing the english :x... went to eat den u all went to huiying hse :O.
2nd was the one i tried to find u in the lib when u watching movie, den cannot find. den u ask me go lib entrance find u, i see u den ask "you ask me find u for what o.o"... den u say u dunno LOL. den we both stand there like kukus xD.
mmm, theres also bad times bah. the one u told me to take a few steps thing. i really intended to do what i told u wor. but u somehow explained to me what u really meant so ya.. but i stopped the sms le (: apart from yesterday lo.
got good things got bad things. but onverall good things more den bad things :P. hope u also enjoyed urself spending time together with me (: