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The3Musketeers

Kenneth aka Stitch
03/10/1991
AngMoKio
CatholicJuniorCollege
Sixteen
Single(i think)
Ex-Marist,Ex-Michaelian
____________________________
Stenphel aka Penguin
13/02/1991
Serangoon
NgeeAnnPolytechnic
Seventeen
Single(For now)
Ex-Marist,Ex-Yangzhengknight
____________________________
ZhiYong aka JeongSu
26/09/1991
Woodlands
CatholicJuniorCollege
Sixteen
Single(controversial)
Ex-Marist,Ex-?????????

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LifeAsAPenguin

Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.

Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.

Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.

Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.

Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.

Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?

Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?

Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(

Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O

Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D

Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....

Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!

Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!

Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!

Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...

Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!

Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!

Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...

Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!

Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?

TO BE CONTINUED...

Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Monday, January 26, 2009

heh.

interesting way to spend chinese new year.
(:

went for a about 8km run.
haha.

quite shiok.

especially sprinting downhill nearing the end.
heh.

sprinted past the bicycle sliding downhill.

haha.
slow.

hmmmm..
didn't see the solar eclipse.
):

too bad weather to see..

maybe can see it on 22nd july.
heh.

ahh..

stenphel.
have you invited zhiyong yet?

i'm not going if he isn't going.
and that is final.
xD

happy niu year everyone!
(:

BYE!~

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9:52 PM;

Few minutes past then already but what da heck..

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR PEEPS!!! =)

Have a great year ahead..

I've got lots of things to blog about but just dont know where to start.. also because I cant find the motivation to.. probably explains the M.I.A. status..

2 things to mention for now:
* Cola's Farewell / T10 CNY gathering was fun. Much appreciated!
* Sorry for not attending CNY celebrations at CJ, ODAC. Wasnt informed at all.. Hoped yall made the school smile.. =)

Big changes this year aint helping me feel better at all.. worse actually..

Wonder if I'll ever find my old self again from the abyss..

Oh yeah. Btw, Chnl 8 celebration is boring.. Their fortune-teller also said that this year my lucky number is 4..

Translate it into chinese, associate it with the 1st character you think of and you get... ...

q(-_-")p

*sigh*

Updates soon? Idk. Cant really guarentee that..

(insert your own Farewell phrase here)

.:Jeong:.

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

六年，大约十场。
可惜，无一获胜。

今天，差身而过。
有人，遭受讽刺。

脸得，继续微笑。
学到，人不可信。

心头，苦味十足。
但是，就是无奈。

眼泪，硬强忍住。
身躯，坚持挺直。

没人，能够了解。
我心，心中之痛。

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

oh man!

i feel super dumb now!

i was attempting this stupid differential equation since like 4pm?

now its like 812pm??

and.
and!
AND!

I FINALLY DID IT!!

guess how.

i forgot about the rule for indefinate integration.
always +constant behind the integrated result.

no wonder i keep getting v=x.
when i'm supposed to get v=x+c to substitution 0 and -1 in!!

AHHHH~!!!!
><

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8:11 PM;

Friday, January 16, 2009

yawn..

first week of school is over..

very tiring..

for 1.
my classroom is at the 5th storey..
need to climb 5 levels everyday to get to my class..
5 back down to go to the canteen..
and to lecture theatres..

for 2.
i'm the htc now..
as in.
i'm a home tutorial counsellor..
something like class chairman/moniter..
or as you put it just now.
the sai kang warrior of the class..

for 3.
assignments are coming quite fast already..
and we are just getting started..
oh man.

for 4.
i keep getting pissed off.
i can't help it..
):

for 5.
i'm sleeping so late that its so early.
like.
for example.
my body is currently operating on a 1hour sleep from 430am to 530am..
current time is 940pm..
my mind can like almost feel slightly detached from my body..
cool.

for 6.
srg 2009 coming up.
training.
training.
and more training.
which means.
level 6 chem lab.
or woodlands ring.
either one is still tiring to travel to.

for 7.
i have to keep carrying the laptop around because of training.
tiring.

for 8.
i just ate a jellybean that tastes horribily like toothpaste.
bleh...

for 9.
i now only take the lift one way down.
i now only walk upstairs to 11th storey everyday after school.
with the laptop.
and my slingbag.
and my waterbottle.

for 10.
1-9 is probably going to repeat itself again for the next few days.

bleh.
><

how i'll survive all these if not for common breaks, 153?
i don't know.

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

heya peeps. haha. sorry kenneth long time no update. zy how are u doing yea. mmm... well, its been 11 days after the new year. can't see whats the big fuss about new year man. its like 1 sec different from 2008 LOL.

so ya... mmm been busy with school stuff, lessons blah blah etc. but still loving dance :))~ people in dance rawks lol. hehe. todae went out at 7am... it was decided at 2 30am that 4 of us gonna meet and eat breakfast den basket ball. den when 7 15am, me and shawn reach le. WE TOT WE LATE U NOE. den that arse kira reach at 8am. freak.

but tson worst. he pang seh us = =... NVM. OH YA. KENNETH CHEN, POST UR PIC OF URSELF DRESSED UP AS EDWARD ! omg lol. OR SEND ME THRU MSN. kk back to the topic. den we 3 went to N and B to have breakfast. ate dao huay :D~

den we go play bball~. THAT SHAWN SUCK AT ABC LOL. dam funny. he air-ball like atleast 8 times. but hor, when play normally that time he like dam zhai LOL.

den lepak lepak when 4 other people came to the court. see the 4 play for like 20mins. den we go mac. eat ice cream xD... den that shawn ki siao one. he go in mac, den go to the gal at the counter, " i wan mac chicken meal"... the gal replied dun hav at this time den he SHOUTED "WHY?!" LOL. den the gal chua tio.

poor thing la the gal LOL. her name was edalyn. saw the name tag xD... den shawn got ice cream sundae. den i was my turn, i pointed to shawn and said, i wan the same as him LOL. den kira turn, he point at me and said, i wan the same as him. LOLOLOL. the gal like blur blur.

den after finish we ask shawn go apologise to the gal for shouting LOL. at first shawn shy shy one. den he suddenly say " i got balls, k i go" LOL. den he go infront of the gal, the gal said "hi sir, wat do u want" GUESS WHAT SHAWN SAID LOL.

he said "sorry ar" LOL. den the gal stun again. me and kira down there laughing like 2 idiots LOL. den kk went home after that. went kira hse help him install l4d. blah blah etc. den went out wif family to buy CNY clothes. blehx. ok~ thats about it ^^... oh ya, my father cooked dinner :D. was veri nice LOL. got crabs... clams... sotong... omg lol!... ok la post until here. hehe.

SOO ZHI YONG. POST SOMETHING!

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

oh oh!

the last 2 days were sooooooo fun!!

yesterday was thanksgiving dinner.

totally fooled her with ivy by saying i'm not dressing up
xD

i think it kinda worked.

the hair worked fine, althought its not really brown.
the white wasn't really good.. but i think it more or less worked out.
did that make sense??

haha..

got louis and amos to dress me up in the toilet while everyone was downstairs..
the ivy came in to help..

strange.

didn't want to go out at first.

then.
aiya.
don't care much la.

plus all the encouragement they were giving.

okay.

then i walked into the church hall...

WHOA.
was like.

everyone just stared at me.

freak.

haha..

father luke was like..
'what i you supposed to be!!'

then represented yc with cassie for dressing up..

i can't catwalk for nuts.

haha..

but quite fun though..

and coming to think of it..

i think i shouldn't have washed the make up off so fast..

should have taken some more photos first..
heh.

yup yup..
then today..

was yc teaparty!

haha..

it was fun..

woke up at 8am..
and started to prepare stuff..

reached church late..
by 5 minutes..

changed 3 buses to get there.
heh.
lucky have bus concession.

yup yup..

preparing the food was good...
washing the ant-infested cambro was ewwww....

so sick.

no idea why some people can be so inconsiderate and just leave the cambros unwashed after borrowing it for their own event/function.

nehhhhh.

yea..

then was teaparty proper..

was very fun..

i had alot of fun..

i think i more or less made a fool out of myself again at the testimonal..
but..
oh well.
xD

yup yup..

that's all for today..

so fun!

xD

shall go read book now..
can't be bothered to do holiday homework.
xD

oh yea.
i dressed up as edward cullen by the way.
(:

BYE!~

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

hmmm.
okay.
so..

now i'm King Herod the second in modern culture.

not bad.

i shall not complain here.
just that i'm king.

and i'm still being told to do stuff.

gee.

fine.

i don't really care you know?

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10:05 PM;

Saturday, January 3, 2009

zhiyong..
you okay?
stenphel and i are still wondering if you are like still emoing..
after so long.

how are you?

anyways..
nothing much to talk about..
just that 2009 is beginning to really start..
not really fun i think.
bleh.

yup yup..
and tomorrow is the commissioning mass..
strange..
need to wear white..

its like confirmation round 2 la..
oh.
we're being REconfirmed!
haha..

then its going to be boofday!
heh.
its actually 'booth day'
but yc kinda turned it inside out to call it 'boof'
was quite fun..
i think we will get a good haul this year..
yay (:

our banner! (:

takoyaki!

heh.

i drew this cute little thingie..

supposed to be an octopus..

just that it got 4 legs..

so its a quadropus!

haha..

and..

according to jac..

if you look at it upside down..

it will look like a water bunny!

with the ears and the bobtail.

heh.

hmm..

shall post some other pictures..

oh.

this cat..

is so cute!!

heh.

this was what happened..

it popped out from the bushes..

looked at my direction..

then i saw it..

and i 'meow'ed at it..

guess what..

it came over to me!

i was like.

whoa.

yea..

then it hung around the bottom of the stone bench..

and fell asleep.

yea.

that's it falling asleep.

it like slept in that sitting position la.

heh.

so cute! xD

yea.

then.

it decided that the sitting position is too uncomfortable to sleep..

so it jumped onto the chair..

lie down flat..

then sleep.

so cute!

heh.

yea.

then later this cat appeared..

and see the cat?

this black cat was like poking the head out of the drain

then.

this cat was so protecive of its territory..

it woke up..

stared at the black cat..

then chased after the black cat..

whoa.

yea.

then there was screeching and cat fight sounds coming from the drain.

both cats never came back.

probably licking their wounds somewhere else..

heh.

alright.

stenphel and zhiyong blog!

i'm going to stop here.

heh.

BYE!~

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

hey everyone!

happy new year!

i wish you a happy new year,
i wish you a happy new year,
i wish you a happy new year,
and a merry christmas(2009)!
xD

sorry abit high now
(:

zhiyong!!
you mia for so long!!
come back!

everyone missed you!
*crosses fingers*
xD

okay

have fun everyone (:

BYE!~

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