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26/09/1991
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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


And... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE exams finish! woohoo.



kk a few updates here and there den.



lets see...



last mondae, went to singapore poly to studyyyyyy :D. wif li teng and EMEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEN soh. ;p. + 2 of li teng fren ~.~ heh. but nvr really talk to them. only talked to emeleen most of the time.



was in the lib studying lurhs. start at 11am? den lunch at 1 plus pm hehe.we took shifts to eat lunch caz no1 to look after bags... i went to eat wif emeleen, eat macs :D.



chit chatted alot den almost 4got li teng and gang haven eat LOL. dam pai seh. den faster rush bak. oh ya, when eating that time i met yu ling :D. last time my sakae work mate hehe. den.. on the way back, WE LOST OUR WAY LOL.



you noe whats the best part? when we were lost, 2 other people ask us for directions wahahha i still can remember what they ask "excuse me, do u noe wheres block 5?" den i was like... "i THINK i dunno la" LOL.



den....... when we were walking past. those 2 following behind LOL. den we scared the lib was near block 5 lol! den we dunno hahahaha. but luckily they took a different turn hehe.



ANYWAAAAAY after we went bak, i studied awhile den side track le hehe. lol.

i kinda dota awhile. AWHILE only la. oh ya. the table we sat hor. got 7. i was on the 5th one. den the first 4 all girls. den 2 more gals sat on the 6th and 7th hehe. laaaaaa. not implying anything.



den finally emeleen finish 7 papers. OMG SEVEN LOL. SEVEN U NOE!? i finish like half only. LOL. caz i dunno how to do mah. dun blame me >"<... den den when she finally finish, we watched russell peters lol! lalalala



den we ate mac again xD.



she had big mac. i had mega macspicy. (REGRETTED LOL)



ya.. chit chatted alot.



alot of ghost stories = =...



den.. go home lo~.



THE END.



TUE!. -DEL panick Mode.

studied in sch den went to nick hse to continue lol!. thanks nic for the dinner :D.
thanks eunice for the helpppppp.

KK thats all. bye!

penguin~

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Friday, February 20, 2009


Some TO-DO list in my next few weeks :D...

-AEL exam - tml
-DEL exam - next wed
-27th feb to 1st march - GL camp
-2nd march to 4th march - ECE camp
-6th march - basic theroy test preparation
-9th march to 12 march - NPDS camp
-13th march - basic theroy test
-14th march - dance competition
-15th march till 18? Holiday

and a few more gatherings here and there.
-Classmates
-Np friends
-Dance
-Primary school

busy huh? :)).

penguin!~

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009


Quick and sharp (and damn short) update!

I feel damn sianz.. becoz I broke a promise that I made weeks ago b4 Sten's B-Day.. Promised him that I'd come and all but end up I didnt.. Was participating in ODAC Orientation at CJ till late and still had to wash up e sch 'coz dirty and got mud everywhere..

I think e Beary Cute present also cannot make up for my mistake. So I wanna officially apologize to you Stenphel. Next outing or smth I treat u 1 meal or smth liddat k?

Seriously feel damn pai-seh sia.. Btw, thanks Kenneth for passing e present to him. =)

.:Jeong:.

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Saturday, February 14, 2009


ok. i offically turned 18 yesterday.

shall go into detail the whole day.

morning take bus to sch for lessons :).

had business fianance quiz. :))

ITS A QUIZ.

teacher helped me for 15 questions hehe.

got full marks :))..

went to meet nick.

we took bus to my hse.

he plyaed guitar hero and hang around for abit.

den shawn came.

den tson came.

WEEE den we dota LOL.

kk den those 3 guys helped me bring stuff down. free labour :P. thanks guys :)

next was yu yuan :).

she helped me set fire. sweet rite :). thanks ball ball xD. oh ya, she also got me a present. a chocolate :). marks and spencer de o.o..

kk next, eng teck the man came.

he helped me set up audio system sia. COOL RITE OMG.

DEN KENNETH CAME. woot he early sia. thanks kenneth for ur wine chocolate :D. i ate 2 juz now LOL.

mmm... den next to come was pam and ck :).

we were shouting across the road lol. caz too many cars go past then they cannot cross xD.

den andy and jolin came together. :)). thanks for coming early hehe.

next was. han sen, leow meng and yong hua. thanks for the monkey and penguin STICK LOL. i loved it. P.S, the penguin stick my mother goped it. she wan to use LOL.

i met those 3 at the bus stop. den decided to wait for melissa too.

den ting wei, jia wen and cecilia also arriving but from another bus stop.

den they 4 appear together at different locations.

was taking the penguin stick and waving around LOL.

kk shhh. i noe. 18 le.

after that, the npds gang came. brandon, sherlyn, ner, choon tat, tisha, edna. thanks npds for the present :))~ love it .

den uncle eric's family came. thanks for the ang pow hehe.

and uncle winson! I LOVED THE SHIRT HAHA.

slowly people started coming, sorry i cannot remember the order lol. khai, sabrina, don, siangling, beehui, li teng.

thanks khai and sabrina for the mug :P. finally 18 huh? XD.

and the present that don gaf me? TISHA LOL. he kinda like carried her over, and said, here, ur present LOL.

siang ling for the veri veri veri big birthday card, 2 cakes and a bag of chips :D i finishing the chips le LOL.

bee hui for ur CHOCOLATE LOL. kinda obvious due to the packing lol.

li teng for ur hilarious bdae card LOL. i read and laugh at the same time.

kk few highlights. we took alot of photos :). all in face book hehe.

i had to dance wif jolin, ner and tisha = =... but was fun hehe.

k k k , after blowing cake. had to take out the candle... NPDS style = =. dunno which idiot keep tryin to push my face into the cake. RAWR. xD.

den took pics with all the different groups of people :)...

1st - family!
2nd - uncle eric family and uncle winson family.
3rd - pri sch mates :))
4th - my GOOD FRIEND KENNETH LOL.
5th - my course mates :)
6th - shawn LOL. the pai kia :(
7th - my dance parter nerriza! :)
8th - my cha cha formation dance partner tisha!
9th - all the guys from npds :)
10th - pamala! my jive formation partner :)
11th - the girls from npds! first time take pic kena surrounded by so many girls :P
12th - the npds family :)

when taking pic that time, i can hear yh at the back. CH CH CH. screw u :O.

after take finish, i had to give out the cake. :) thanks yu yuan again for cutting it LOL.

after giving out the cake finish. was opening prezzies time :).

i kinda named out all the presents already.

LEMME SAY THE PROCESS OF OPENING NPDS's preesnts.

i open the first one. say must let dem tie my feet together. ok lo :O. den must serve dem drinks.

thanks ner for helping me get the drinks hehehe. and eng teck + khai for supporting me.

den they all pour the water on me. see la. waste water. tsk tsk.

den had to dance macarena = =... thanks ar ner LOL.

deeeen had to use a coffee stirrer to... KK SHALL NOT SAY. skip.

next was being pushed into the pool. LOL. kk i expected that. so i did not resist. but guess what, they forgot to tau pok me muahahaha. happy.

mm. den i was pushed into the pool by tson too lol.

den everyone tarted to leave :(. sobs.

but oh well. was fun :))

a few stayed up at my hse to chit chat :).

siang ling, bee hui, yu yuan, thomson.

we chit chat for more den an hour :D. took some pics and they left.

i sent siang ling home :). and i reached home around 1am. but before i reached home.

i met wan ru! another pri sch fren lol!. cool rite haha.

but she dun recognise me = =... but after i said my name she rememeber lol.

yup. fun day.

special thanks to-

my parents - organising this bbq :)
my maid - cooking and preparing the food :)
my bro - taking photos :)
my sis - entertaining the guests lol :)
yu yuan - who did alot of things. can i owe u lunch? :)
thomson, shawn, hui xiang and yong hua - for bbq-ing :)
han sen - for playing guitar songs :)
eng teck - setting up songs :)
nick - who came early haha! and helped to move things. :)
kenneth - UR PRESENCE is good enuff man :)
zhi yong - who gaf me present but can't come. aww man :(
khai, sabrina - i hoped u 2 didnt feel outcasted :) thanks for coming!
edna - i m sure u pulled the strings for my present :) and sending me the photos too!
han sen - for playing the guitar :P thanks man haha.
npds family - for turning up and making the party so lively! :)
siang ling, bee hui - for bothering to come haha! :D
li teng - though was short, but thanks for coming too! :)
uncle eric family + uncle winson family - HAHA thanks for sparing ur time to come to my party :)
my neighbours - thanks! :D...
alyssa - for her present XD. but shes not there too :(

did i miss anyone? o.o...

hopefully not.

did i?

OH YA.

bubble! my doggie. - for entertaining some of u all :P.

and lastly. myself! WOOT LOL.

Note - I M STILL SINGLE TONIGHT :P

long post hehe.

oh ya. thanks to those who sms-ed, msn-ed, facebook-ed and friendster-ed me by wishing me happy birthday :).

yup yup yup. I THINK NO MORE LE.

THE END.

penguin!

thank you for coming :).


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Wednesday, February 4, 2009


OKKK. long time no post.

kk 3 weeks to exams.

10 days to V day.

9 days to my birthday + bbq :))

weee.

EXAMS OMG EXAMS. screw exams xD... proberly can't score very well. BUT WILL BUCK UP AFTER MY BDAE! i promise. den must jio people go study. = =... if not really gg. kenneth chen. dun suan me = =...

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk VALENTINE's day :(. still alone. Finding valentine date! omg. i sound despo LOL!. nono worst come to worst, jio a few guy frens go out play! kk set. but BUT BUT BUT... girl > GUYS :((. LOL. kk shh.

OMGGGG my bdae wee. gonna be 18. ah wtheck. gonna be like OLD. but BUT can take driving lisence! SHOIK ARR. heh. KK KENNETH AND ZHIYONG, u 2 beta come the bbq.
well.. quite alot of people coming the bbq. confirmed people are over 30+ already LOL. theres still unconfirmed people :/... sry i can't invite everyone though.

few updates in my life~... dance is still as fun as usual, i m still as crazy in class. THANKS TO NICK + KAI. u 2 asses. oh well :))~... thanks to eunice, huishan and fang yuen for helpin me in my studies :))~ and ben for helpin me in compro LOL. yup yup.

SPEAKING of that, TML GOTTA DO business fianance project... which is due on ... FRI! :D.. we haven even start LOL. GG. hehehe. oh wells.

urms urms. i guess thats about all?

turning 18 in 9 days :(( emo.

PENGUIN~!!

the bird who can't fly.

hi sitoh!

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Monday, February 2, 2009


hmmm..

just did the left brain right brain test thingie..

hmmm..

it says i uses..


The results show your brain dominance as being:
Left Brain 48%
Right Brain 52%

You are more right-brained than left-brained. The right side of your brain controls the left side of your body. In addition to being known as right-brained, you are also known as a creative thinker who uses feeling and intuition to gather information. You retain this information through the use of images and patterns. You are able to visualize the "whole" picture first, and then work backwards to put the pieces together to create the "whole" picture. Your thought process can appear quite illogical and meandering. The problem-solving techniques that you use involve free association, which is often very innovative and creative. The routes taken to arrive at your conclusions are completely opposite to what a left-brained person would be accustomed. You probably find it easy to express yourself using art, dance, or music. Some occupations usually held by a right-brained person are forest ranger, athlete, beautician, actor/actress, craftsman, and artist.


Your Left Brain Percentages
48%
Linear (Your most dominant characteristic)
40%
Sequential
20%
Reality-based
17%
Logical
9%
Symbolic
7%
Verbal (Your least dominant characteristic)


Your Right Brain Percentages
37%
Concrete (Your most dominant characteristic)
36%
Holistic
34%
Random
24%
Intuitive
24%
Fantasy-oriented
13%
Nonverbal (Your least dominant characteristic)

errr..
okay..

don't understand.
and lazy to read the description.
heh.

not much difference hor.
48% and 52%.
does this mean i have been using my brain well?

like.
not lopsized usage.

hmmm.

go try.

quite lame.
but good to pass time if you're bored.

heh.

http://wherecreativitygoestoschool.com/vancouver/left_right/rb_test.htm

BYE!~

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