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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Saturday, February 14, 2009
ok. i offically turned 18 yesterday.

shall go into detail the whole day.

morning take bus to sch for lessons :).

had business fianance quiz. :))

ITS A QUIZ.

teacher helped me for 15 questions hehe.

got full marks :))..

went to meet nick.

we took bus to my hse.

he plyaed guitar hero and hang around for abit.

den shawn came.

den tson came.

WEEE den we dota LOL.

kk den those 3 guys helped me bring stuff down. free labour :P. thanks guys :)

next was yu yuan :).

she helped me set fire. sweet rite :). thanks ball ball xD. oh ya, she also got me a present. a chocolate :). marks and spencer de o.o..

kk next, eng teck the man came.

he helped me set up audio system sia. COOL RITE OMG.

DEN KENNETH CAME. woot he early sia. thanks kenneth for ur wine chocolate :D. i ate 2 juz now LOL.

mmm... den next to come was pam and ck :).

we were shouting across the road lol. caz too many cars go past then they cannot cross xD.

den andy and jolin came together. :)). thanks for coming early hehe.

next was. han sen, leow meng and yong hua. thanks for the monkey and penguin STICK LOL. i loved it. P.S, the penguin stick my mother goped it. she wan to use LOL.

i met those 3 at the bus stop. den decided to wait for melissa too.

den ting wei, jia wen and cecilia also arriving but from another bus stop.

den they 4 appear together at different locations.

was taking the penguin stick and waving around LOL.

kk shhh. i noe. 18 le.

after that, the npds gang came. brandon, sherlyn, ner, choon tat, tisha, edna. thanks npds for the present :))~ love it .

den uncle eric's family came. thanks for the ang pow hehe.

and uncle winson! I LOVED THE SHIRT HAHA.

slowly people started coming, sorry i cannot remember the order lol. khai, sabrina, don, siangling, beehui, li teng.

thanks khai and sabrina for the mug :P. finally 18 huh? XD.

and the present that don gaf me? TISHA LOL. he kinda like carried her over, and said, here, ur present LOL.

siang ling for the veri veri veri big birthday card, 2 cakes and a bag of chips :D i finishing the chips le LOL.

bee hui for ur CHOCOLATE LOL. kinda obvious due to the packing lol.

li teng for ur hilarious bdae card LOL. i read and laugh at the same time.

kk few highlights. we took alot of photos :). all in face book hehe.

i had to dance wif jolin, ner and tisha = =... but was fun hehe.

k k k , after blowing cake. had to take out the candle... NPDS style = =. dunno which idiot keep tryin to push my face into the cake. RAWR. xD.

den took pics with all the different groups of people :)...

1st - family!
2nd - uncle eric family and uncle winson family.
3rd - pri sch mates :))
4th - my GOOD FRIEND KENNETH LOL.
5th - my course mates :)
6th - shawn LOL. the pai kia :(
7th - my dance parter nerriza! :)
8th - my cha cha formation dance partner tisha!
9th - all the guys from npds :)
10th - pamala! my jive formation partner :)
11th - the girls from npds! first time take pic kena surrounded by so many girls :P
12th - the npds family :)

when taking pic that time, i can hear yh at the back. CH CH CH. screw u :O.

after take finish, i had to give out the cake. :) thanks yu yuan again for cutting it LOL.

after giving out the cake finish. was opening prezzies time :).

i kinda named out all the presents already.

LEMME SAY THE PROCESS OF OPENING NPDS's preesnts.

i open the first one. say must let dem tie my feet together. ok lo :O. den must serve dem drinks.

thanks ner for helping me get the drinks hehehe. and eng teck + khai for supporting me.

den they all pour the water on me. see la. waste water. tsk tsk.

den had to dance macarena = =... thanks ar ner LOL.

deeeen had to use a coffee stirrer to... KK SHALL NOT SAY. skip.

next was being pushed into the pool. LOL. kk i expected that. so i did not resist. but guess what, they forgot to tau pok me muahahaha. happy.

mm. den i was pushed into the pool by tson too lol.

den everyone tarted to leave :(. sobs.

but oh well. was fun :))

a few stayed up at my hse to chit chat :).

siang ling, bee hui, yu yuan, thomson.

we chit chat for more den an hour :D. took some pics and they left.

i sent siang ling home :). and i reached home around 1am. but before i reached home.

i met wan ru! another pri sch fren lol!. cool rite haha.

but she dun recognise me = =... but after i said my name she rememeber lol.

yup. fun day.

special thanks to-

my parents - organising this bbq :)
my maid - cooking and preparing the food :)
my bro - taking photos :)
my sis - entertaining the guests lol :)
yu yuan - who did alot of things. can i owe u lunch? :)
thomson, shawn, hui xiang and yong hua - for bbq-ing :)
han sen - for playing guitar songs :)
eng teck - setting up songs :)
nick - who came early haha! and helped to move things. :)
kenneth - UR PRESENCE is good enuff man :)
zhi yong - who gaf me present but can't come. aww man :(
khai, sabrina - i hoped u 2 didnt feel outcasted :) thanks for coming!
edna - i m sure u pulled the strings for my present :) and sending me the photos too!
han sen - for playing the guitar :P thanks man haha.
npds family - for turning up and making the party so lively! :)
siang ling, bee hui - for bothering to come haha! :D
li teng - though was short, but thanks for coming too! :)
uncle eric family + uncle winson family - HAHA thanks for sparing ur time to come to my party :)
my neighbours - thanks! :D...
alyssa - for her present XD. but shes not there too :(

did i miss anyone? o.o...

hopefully not.

did i?

OH YA.

bubble! my doggie. - for entertaining some of u all :P.

and lastly. myself! WOOT LOL.

Note - I M STILL SINGLE TONIGHT :P

long post hehe.

oh ya. thanks to those who sms-ed, msn-ed, facebook-ed and friendster-ed me by wishing me happy birthday :).

yup yup yup. I THINK NO MORE LE.

THE END.

penguin!

thank you for coming :).


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