Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Sunday, January 11, 2009
heya peeps. haha. sorry kenneth long time no update. zy how are u doing yea. mmm... well, its been 11 days after the new year. can't see whats the big fuss about new year man. its like 1 sec different from 2008 LOL.
so ya... mmm been busy with school stuff, lessons blah blah etc. but still loving dance :))~ people in dance rawks lol. hehe. todae went out at 7am... it was decided at 2 30am that 4 of us gonna meet and eat breakfast den basket ball. den when 7 15am, me and shawn reach le. WE TOT WE LATE U NOE. den that arse kira reach at 8am. freak.
but tson worst. he pang seh us = =... NVM. OH YA. KENNETH CHEN, POST UR PIC OF URSELF DRESSED UP AS EDWARD ! omg lol. OR SEND ME THRU MSN. kk back to the topic. den we 3 went to N and B to have breakfast. ate dao huay :D~
den we go play bball~. THAT SHAWN SUCK AT ABC LOL. dam funny. he air-ball like atleast 8 times. but hor, when play normally that time he like dam zhai LOL.
den lepak lepak when 4 other people came to the court. see the 4 play for like 20mins. den we go mac. eat ice cream xD... den that shawn ki siao one. he go in mac, den go to the gal at the counter, " i wan mac chicken meal"... the gal replied dun hav at this time den he SHOUTED "WHY?!" LOL. den the gal chua tio.
poor thing la the gal LOL. her name was edalyn. saw the name tag xD... den shawn got ice cream sundae. den i was my turn, i pointed to shawn and said, i wan the same as him LOL. den kira turn, he point at me and said, i wan the same as him. LOLOLOL. the gal like blur blur.
den after finish we ask shawn go apologise to the gal for shouting LOL. at first shawn shy shy one. den he suddenly say " i got balls, k i go" LOL. den he go infront of the gal, the gal said "hi sir, wat do u want" GUESS WHAT SHAWN SAID LOL.
he said "sorry ar" LOL. den the gal stun again. me and kira down there laughing like 2 idiots LOL. den kk went home after that. went kira hse help him install l4d. blah blah etc. den went out wif family to buy CNY clothes. blehx. ok~ thats about it ^^... oh ya, my father cooked dinner :D. was veri nice LOL. got crabs... clams... sotong... omg lol!... ok la post until here. hehe.