Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
YOOO. its penguin here to post. i noe i veir long nvr post le. but i shall post todae.
todae dam suay lurhs. it was around 5:15pm alex jio me go buy bread. den ok lo i folo. but long Q, so nvr buy. den we went bak studio. i went in le wanted to start talkin to jia wen, but den alex call me go out, say got people wan see me.
i go out le some guy flashed something got picture one, i nvr see carefully and den he wan my student ID. den i flip open got my ic. den he also wan that. -.-... i kinda guessed his from some kind of organization so pass him lurhs.
den alex also nid to gif. den suddenly that guy started talkin on the phone say dunno what nid backup, got 2 suspects. I WAS LIKE WTH O_O. den i tried to block him, for fear he might stole our IC. den that guy ask us sit down at the grandstand area. den i was like, "who are u"... den he show me the card again. HE WAS A WARRENT OFFICER O_O.
den by that time got a few dance people gathered around us le. wondering what happen. thx guys! mainly melvin, gino, don, zhi xin, ck, xinxin and sihui. got some others lurhs but i saw these few asking what happen. thx : D
den he started askin us qns like, what were u doin ytd at 2pm. i was like uhh at home lurhs caz got e learning blah blah. den alex also gif his statement. suddenly he ask us take our bags from studio and go the security area in ngee ann poly. i was like wth. and i keep askin for my IC but he dun wan gif. so was alittle panick lurhs.
reach the area, surprised he got entry. O_O. he was call sir criston. and he was like dam fierce la. caz earlier on some dance sport people were askin what happen den i reply lo. den he said " if u wan it publicise it, i can help u." people concern den ask what -_-
den aniwae, another female officer came. her name was christine. den alex was called out by the christon guy out for questioning for about 25mins. den another officer called francis came. den i had to stand outside with christine. she was a veri nice officer :D. she was from ngee ann too . cool right. we talked alot about all the CCAs HAHA. with a police officer. xD. den that francis guy proberly lookin at the cctv of the theft case was looking at me. proberly doing comparison. (later i shall tell u all what happen about the case)
oh ya, at that point of time i saw a couple of people asking me what happen. like sherlyn, nerriza and kahhao. thx for the concern :D. oh ya, jia wen, ting wei and cecilia too! and melvin again LOL. sry if i 4got anyone.
den after that they do a bag check on me. den ask me to go to clementi police centre ALONE. ok lurhs den i go. outside sch gate saw cecilia again. thx for the support and the sms :D. thx kahhao for the sms too. and pamela + brandon for their concern.
reach there looked for 1 guy called ming xiang. hes also quite a nice officer :D. den ok lurhs. got some questions here and there. den my father came. asked me signed some paper sayin what my statements were right and den can leave lurhs. kinda left alex there. but alex asked us to go first lol.
ok for information about the case. its some laptop kena stolen + 1 atm card that had $2000SGD withdrawn from it. den the atm cctv caught picture of 2 person. and den juz nice that 2 person looked like me and alex. AND DEN REALLY JUST NICE I WAS WITH ALEX AT THAT TIME WHEN THE OFFICER SAW US. den kena caught -_-. liddat lurhs. but luckily, ytd had e learning, so was all the way at home. :D so i m SAFE.
yup. thats about all lurhs. I NEVER WENT FOR DANCE T_T. kinda spent my time in the police station. oh well~