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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
okay.

today was.
strange.
impatient.
irritated.
stupid.
pitifull.
strange.

reason was simply.
my mum agreed for me to bring this kid out.
simply because he was migrating soon.

no offense.
but i don't have much patience with problematic kids.

so.
had some weird trouble finding him meeting up with him.
then he started to talk some strange terms loudly with i have never heard before.

and before this.
i told myself.
'okay, let's just pretend i'm facilitating him.'

yea.
then i was like.
okay...
when he did that.

so we entered he lift.
he continued on loudly.
the people in the lift all turn.
then i told him.
'okay. stop. i don't understand what you are talking about. tell me what it is later okay?'
lucky he listened.

yea.
then asked him to choose a movie to watch.
he chose high school musical.

okay.
fine.
since i'm entertaining him for the day.
i don't mind watching a second time.
i missed the starting 5minutes for the first time anyways.

so i paid $6 to watch 5minutes of this movie.
heh.

yea.
he wouldn't stop fidgeting in his seat.
i was abit.
'haiz' and slightly embarrassed.
'cos he was shaking my chair and the other 2 chairs of the people on my side.

i specifically chose a side seat.
just to 'counter' that.
oh wells.

then went to superbowl.

on the bus he played my psp.

he definetely had fun scoring own-goals.
he used liverpool by the way.

yea.
'cos he was like.
trying to surpress the urge to burst out laughing.
loudly.
very loudly.

i was like.
okay...

yea.
then went to superbowl.
srjc bowling was having training.
so i took him to the arcade instead.

spent almost $10 on one game because he like it.
okay.
fine.
just let him play lor.
just that i was the one paying.

yea.

then i took him home although the srjc people were leaving.
i decided against playing bowling with him.
can't really predict what will happen so i decided not to risk it.

brought him home.
and he wanted to play the ps2.

i ignored him and turned on the computer.
then my mum said don't play first.
she's going to cook then can eat already.

then dinner.
he did the thing i hated the most.
he just ate half of the little rice and veg.
and said.
'OHHHH! i finish already! don't want to eat already!'
then i was like.
'like this called finish ar'
'cos i really don't like people who don't finish the food that people spend the effort preparing for you.
'yea! i don't want already! HAHAHAHA'
then he stalked off the the tv to the ps2.

i was like.
what the freak.

then i just finished my food.
washed up.
then went to the room to read..

my mum obviously knew i was pissed off at him for that.
she knows i cannot stand people who waste food.

so i used the computer and read eclipse.
my mum came in and asked me very gently that he want to play ps2 and help him set up.

okay.
fine.
for you ar.
not for him.

so i set it up.
then took my book.
and read behind on the sofa as he played.

he confirm had fun crashing cars around in need for speed underground 2.
geez.

then my sister came home.
i retreated in the room.

read read read.
then i heard my mum ask him whether he wanted to go home.
he say no. still want to play.
then i look at the time.

oh.
tv show.

so i went out.
saw he was playing metal slug.
then i plugged in 2 players to help him finish the game faster.

yea.
then took him to the bus stop and watched him get on the bus.

how nice of him.
just walked off to board the bus.
didn't even say bye bye.

fine.
whatever.
at least he looked at me from inside the bus to acknowledge my existence.

oh wells.

spent $31 on him today.
gee.
okay.

augustine called me.
25minutes talk.
wow.

yea.

and the station games thingie really gave me a headache.
strange to arrange 6 station masters to 5 stations with 6 groups playing.
yea.

day3!!!
1 more day!!!
not even 24more hours!
like.
finally!!
i'm still alive!!
xD

BYE!~

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