Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Name 20 people you can think of right now: 1. stenphel 2. zhiyong 3. shufeng 4. lynette 5. christanto 6. kyle 7. jeanne 8. i-zack 9. renxian 10. raymond 11. rebecca 12. cassie 13. ivy 14. cassie 15. joshua 16. amanda 17. atricia 18. michael 19. louis 20. simon
How did you meet #4? hmm.. let's see.. PAE 1st intake in cjc.. was in 1t19.. yea.
What would you be if u never met #1? hmm..!!! maris stella would be such a bore!! it just got better when i met #2 as well! (:
What if #9 and #20 dated? oh. my. god. renxian and simon! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!! one will be running away super fast and super far while the other will be like trying to chase after him with Bob the camera. 0.o
Describe #3. funny. super duper ultra random. smart but ultra lazy to think. always late for school. current record holder for the most number of late-coming. (i think if i remember correctly.. according to mr new...) #4's ahem.
Is #8 attractive? i-zack! yea! sure! he's super attractive and damn bloody hot!
Describe #7 dancer. has braces. always claim i look damn cute and like a cat i'm not a cat~~~~ meow.
What would you do if #18 confesses to you that she likes you? OMG! WHAT THE FREAK!! WHAT KIND OF LUCK IS THIS!! MICHAEL YIIN OF ALL PEOPLE!! can i change to someother people?? pleaseeeeee??? EWwWWWWWW!!! I CANNOT IMAGINE!!! AHHHHH!!!! SHOO! SHOO! PSYCHO CHEF WHO IS TRYING TO POISON EVERYONE!! EWWWWWWW. *vomits blood and dies*
What language does #15 speak? oh. him. english i guess.. from just now he seem to have bad chinese so i suppose just english. and a rather strange accent and pronounciations at times....
Who is #9 going out with? heh. i don't know.. with simon? hah!
How old is #16? amanda's 17.. so is atricia.. and coincidentally they share the same birthday.. and of some strange coincidence they are sisters..
When is the last time you spoke to #13? just now. smsed her to report safe landing. and lunching tomorrow after meeting! bring the puppet!!
Who is #2's fav. band/singer? zhiyong ar.. hmm.. i have absolutely no idea.. but i would suppose he loves the music made by a SAR-21. xD
Would you ever date #4? oh. yea. sure. and risk the wrath of someone. he'll murder me with that gigantic gardening scissors in his house. rusty somemore.
Would you date #1? oh. no. never. absolutely not. not in a million, billion, trillion years. neither in a trillion and one years and so on. that's why we don't go out together alone. just. wrong! xD
Is #19 single? i suppose so.. and guess why he still is.. hmm..
What is #10 last name? raymond? yea. i know. 'cos i always grab his chinese paper to laugh at him missing out on beating me again. xD raymond ang rui xiang.
Would you ever be in a relationship with #11? oh. gee. strange weird luck we have. beats me. see how lor... oh! look! a bird! xD
School of #3? cjc.
Where does #6 live? i have no idea at all. somewhere where piercing is convienent i suppose...
What is your favourite thing about #5? chris! where do i begin.. he's funny. lame. helpful. cheerful. bubbly. smart. and his surname is getting cheaper per barrel. maybe his surname. xD
Would you think of killing #14? cassie. ho ho ho! maybe.. and get my head chopped off by someone.. nah. i rather not try.
Tag 5 peopleI would like to tag.... i lazy tag 5 people. stenphel and zhiyong do. (: