Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
ok! todae is 1st of oct! happy hari raya and HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY TO ALL : D. hmm . since those 2 are having thier promos, i shall be the one to update the blog! : D.
lets see. quick updates in my life. last thur we had dance formation pratice and technique class. was very fun haha. i guess thats all i can say about it LOLOL.
fri ar. i seriously 4got what i did LOL. maybe i juz stoned at home. proberly. well... on sat, i had private dance training wif ner haha. the dance move was so hard lol. it was more tiring den gym xP. den after dance, me,ner,JOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYN and ming hao went to eat lunch tgt.
we went to a jap resturant in bugis. uh the food was not bad. haha. and we gossiped alot LOL. after that we went to walk walk awhile... um, den was FORCED by jolyn and minghao to go to raffles city wif dem.
REASON: jolyn was gonna work there and had 1hr to spare -_-...
nvm lo, den i folo dem haha. den we walk walk abit den jolyn went to her work, at ben and jerry's xD. den me and minghao bought a cone each lol.
den i went home... the end?
den sunday... sunday... OMG WAT DID I DO ON SUNDAY lol. oh ya. stoned at home and den watched red cliff wif my family. thats about it lo. o.o...
AHAHHA mondae! mondae was the NPDS bbq. i went to CP to meet some people earlier at 12 30. i reach there den they say time changed to 1pm -.-... so i went arcade play abit. LOL. den play half way suddenly got someone tap my head -.-... den made me lose contorl of the car =x LOL. haha. but nvm. that person was tisha lol. ok was unexpected.
zhixing was wif her alrdy so yea. the 3 of us went ONE BIG ROUND to find subway thx to SOMEONE =x... when subway was like on the right 3 shops away LOL. haha but was cool la since we had time to spare.
den edna and kahhao came. guess whose last? DON. LOL. nothing new. its expected. Oops xP.
den we ordered 3 12inch subways. i shared wif zx while tisha wif kh and edna wif don. after that was took bus to mrt den mrt to mrt den mrt to joseph's hse for the bbq.
blah blah blah. bbq was fun played games. did some bbq-ing. i shed SOME tears caz the smoke went in my eyes lol. uh. played some games. DRANK 1 mixed alcohol thingy. i can't DRINK OK. sry lurhz O_O... some highlights abt the bbq. brandon kissed edna on the cheek lol. i was dared to go and "teach" ting wei how to play the game WHEN I MYSELF DUNNO HOW LOL. joseph's was to take off his shirt o.o
took a couple of pics, played some pictionary. the pictionary LOL. i still can remember ryan's STARFISH. lol. see liao also buay tahan haha! left at around 10 30 wif ner, ryan, tingwei, ck and zheng an? <<>
tue tue tue. early morning wake up play game lalala. den went in the afternoon for npds. omg jive LOL. was so tiring. had a couple of screw up here and there. made me alittle moody -.-... must be the heat. we went to another dance room. THE AIR CON SPOIL ONE.
so bloody hot lol.
after that had dance formation training. yawns i m lazy to say about that.
after that went home wif jolin, shutian, zhixin, sihui and serene. but half way jolin's father came. so left me , sihui and serene. ^^... 1 guy 2 gals Muaahhahaha lol.
den we talked quite a bit here and there lol. den bus 74 came . den me and serene ps si hui MUAHAHAA lol. den i talked wif serene on the bus. found out she actually can talk alot o.o. i tot shes those veri quiet type HAHA. but was nice la. we chit chat non stop. talked from nothing to everything LOL. ya. den she got down. den i went down ~.~... everything we talked between me, serene and sihui MUST KEEP CONFIDENTIAL HOR. ok! = D...
i guess thats about all. its wed now... another day awaits. tata people!