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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Monday, October 13, 2008
i got better since wednesday..
then thursday..
then friday..
and maybe saturday..

saturday ended in slight disappointment but it was okay i guess..

friday was kinda awkward for me i guess..
like.
from one to another.

i don't know.
haven't told anyone else yet other than vy and stenphel..
shall see if should tell..
yea..

so technically i regained a friend on friday..
yup.
(:

then it just dropped on sunday.
totally man.

i think i've lost it.

who the hell takes photos of someone they think that they are the friends of their friend?
what the freak?

okay.
fine.
maybe he reads this blog too..
i never know.
like how she knows this.
heh.

yea.
okay.
guess what.
i've been exposed.
i guess he knows by now.
hell.
he should have known like months back.

feel kinda bad though.
it was back then when he invited me to his house for bbq..
then was talking..

then i turned on him and practically snatched her from him.
what the freak.

so.
i think i lost another friend on sunday.
well.
i think i lost him as a friend long back.
just that it was still in a 'processing' mode.
now.
i guess its 'confirmed'

too bad.
give and take maybe?

just finished I&R..
rajoo totally didn't tell us or informed or reminded us about it..
i think he didn't know..
or he'll just suppose we were responsible enough to know..

guess what.
i think i really screwed jc.

really.
i'm not joking.

like.
my results are pure bad.
and pw.
gee.
where should i start from?

he has just killed 10 points for my class's uni-admission.
wow.

and i thought my written report was so damn bloody good.
until i freaked at the conversation justin and syam had.
seeked help from cher.
and she was so shocked at the quality of my written report.
'kenneth chen! why you never let me see earlier??'

yea.
i didn't know what..

cher spent 2 hours plus editing for me.

i sent to my other teacher from another college.
'your written report is not even answering the question'

what the freak!

what the hell has he been doing all along??

so.
i didn't have a choice and stayed up until like 3+ to change 50% of my written report myself.
what the freak.

didn't get a chance to vet the wr again.

so i guess i'm screwed for wr.

and PI.

and soon I&R.

what the freak.
seriously.

i don't know what to do with my life at this point now..
i really don't know...

i used to be in control.
now?
i'm the one being controlled by the circumstances.
screw this la.

this is not meant to be some emo post.
just a complain post.
if that makes any difference.

what the freak.

and everyone is asking me why i have so many white hair now.
gee.
i wonder why.

i'm scared of many things now..
things i never had before and have it now.

i never came to jc before..
i'm like halfway on my way to crashing out.
and something else.
which has always been on my mind.
but i rather not tell any living soul about it.

i can't find much laughter now.
other than on saturday night.
thanks a lot stenphel.
helped lot playing again.
(:

other than that..
i'm quite lost..

my life is slipping out of my grasp..
i don't know how to try and grab it back..

oh ya.
another thing.

stupid politics.
why on earth must you try to tie alvin and me down for the whole camp??

hello???
didn't i tell you it was concamp training?
CONCAMP!!
CON here refers to CONFIRMATION hello?

and you want your last-minute camp to take piority.
yea right.

you get the boss to override.
and you proclaim about not bypassing all channels and conplaining straight to bosses.
what's your problem man?
can't you just ask us first?

i don't think you should really fight so much over this actually..
i'm fine.
but i think alvin shouldn't be stretch so much..
he's still having school la.

and.
although it doesn't really make sense.
but if me going for the whole camp instead of the training solves everything, so be it.
yea.
just that your've in-charge of logistics with ivy and you have the go overseas before and after this camp and concamp comes straight after it.

okay.
anyways.
whacking day is coming up next.
i've haven't really gotten things done.
going to be last-minute work again.
..

i think i need to learn to work together with someone.
oh.
not in this case.
'cos you volunteered to take charge.

gee.

i don't know why i'm actually blogging in like 2.40am in the morning when i'm supposed to be sleeping.
but.
i don't think i can sleep..
can try though..
just that i'm really irritated by some people..

...
don't know what's going on now...

you've becoming my only comfort left as everything else vanishes.
please don't vanish along with everything else..
i won't know what to do..
i'm lost..
i need you..


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