Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
yay!
went studying out today.. and sms alot today.. haha.. somehow alot of people to talk to.. send like almost 80+ in 2hrs.. heh. probably other people got sms more than me.. but i first time sms so much in such a little time..
strange feeling that i blew my sms limit this month. oops.
heh..
went early early to ang mo kio library to study.. well.. come'on.. its ce and me.. you think we will study meh? haha..
ended up reading some mystery novel and psp-ing.. XP
but i got do some work.. erm. i read the geography lecture notes which i have never read before.. 'cos i always sleep during geog lecture XD
yup yup.. then after that weird encounter with the self-proclaiming ah peh. ce and i went to amk hub to meet becca..
wth sia.. that ah peh. see the wall we were leaning on? yea.
take 15 steps back. sprint towards it. and use your head to test the wall for its density..
i think the wall will probably crumble la. your brain must be super dense la you baka.
what the freak. you say civilised and educated.
like. hellloooo??? we are appropriately dressed.. you mr ah peh. are wearing crocs. wearing pants. wearing some old flowery shirt as if you're in hawaii or something. balding messy hair. thick geeky glass. and you want to talk about being educated and civilised to us?
yo. check out your attitude first man. and go look into the mirror. i think you'll just die of shock after you see the reflection.
what the freak.
yea. don't care. heh. quite shiok flaming some ah peh online. my point of view anyways.
haha.. but. seriously. you started it first.
yup yup.. then walked the amk hub.. met becca.. then went for lunch..
as usual will rain one.. heh. so we were conveniently trapped in amk hub. XD
yea. then went 'shopping'. shop to shop.. went in look at things..
ivy joined us later.. then left at 5pm.. . .
heh. then we went to macdonalds to study. yea.
i continued to read the geog... haha.. quite fun in macs..
yea.. then went over to subway.. eat dinner.. i'm already very full la.. okay. fine. you say eat then eat lor..
i ate the iron tablet! so you must eat that whatever glucose thingy or whatever that thing is that will make your joints more lubricated! promise already!
yea. then. quite funny the dinner.. cassie joined us for dinner.. talk alot.. haha..
then. what the freak sia..
this table of guys were at the first table of subway. which. is actually in the middle of nowhere la.. totally blocking the way the stupid table.. no idea why they put one table there..
yea.. since no space. plus the guys like 5 or 6 people share one tiny table.. so they obviously had to sit further out.. that's okay.. want to pass just squeeze abit okay already.. yea..
then i went to throw the subway wrappers and rubbish.. walk past them.. then 'cos i had to avoid them.. squeeze mah.. then bag accidentally nudge until this guy..
went i throw rubbish that time i look back into the subway there to see if they ready to go already or not.. then noticed the whole table staring at me.. not that i looked at them la.. can see..
yea.. then i.. uh huh.. see what you want to do..
yea. then i walk back.. then this guy. the guy who sits opposite the guy whom i accidentally 'nudged' with my bag. he stick out the umbrella to try and trip me.
wa lau. you think i dumb ar. i took half step first. then used right leg kick the stupid umbrella. it went 'ping!' 'cos the handle hit the underside of the table..
basket la you. think you smart ar. carry some gay umbrella around. stupid la.
yea.
then obvious they like not happy la.
then i told becca to keep to the right.. i walk on the left.. followed by cassie and ce..
yea. they didn't do anything.. then we go out of subway that time.. they all stand up together..
what you want sia. you seriously dare do anything to the 3 of them i will do something back la. basket people. then stand like 1m away from us.. siam la.
idiots. think you all hair long long. hair dyed. wear that type of stylo-milo clothes. hang out in gangs. cool la.
yea right. have fun wasting your life away mann..
yea.. then went home..
that's much for today..
quite fun.. other than stupid and idiotic people..
XD i want study!
noo.. don't take me with my camera.. lol. my hair does look dyed.. and its not a toilet bowl brush! some random thing i wrote with the excessive chill i took.. originated from ce's lameness. haha..