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26/09/1991
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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Thursday, September 25, 2008
Long time no bloggie... HI PEOPLE!!! =)

Wah... I feel damn nervous and panicky this whole week... Have been having very weird dreams lately the past 2 weeks... It's as if I went into the future... And things didn't look very pwetty.. Hope they dont come true... xS

Anyways, tmr is gonna be my B-Day... Sheesh.. Doesn't feel right becoming 17... Looks like a BIG number already.. *sigh* .. Still damn scared for promos...

Keep looking back at what I've done at CJC so far and I think most of the stuff are pretty memorable.. I just hope nothing goes wrong now.. Especially PROMOS...

I definitely BUANG my H2 Maths alr.. Only can do the best lar... But I hope other subjects dont screw up... Cant afford to get any U for any subject anymore.. I can picture myself being retained but I dont want it to happen... WAH!! xS

Got RAPED today after school.. Sianzz... After school, Damian suddenly wrestle me down, along with some of me classmates Kian How and Yi Xi. Then kena drawn all over me chest... LOL.. bloody hell.. use some marker that take damn long to rub off.. Spent almost 1 hr to wash it off and it still wont 100% come off.. What he drew shall not be revealed.. But this shall be kept secret between those around... Damian.. Your B-Day after promos ah.. You can run but you cant hide.. =P

*I run away also wont work one.. Sooner or later will kena.. So need not run.. right? Andrew & Timothy didnt join in.. But I remember Andrew doing smth... Lucky (for me?), Jia Jian and the Cat-High-Marist gang still got class.. =P No flying knee... ^ ^" But I have a feeling I gonna get tau-pok by ODAC soon.. Hmm...

Die also lah.. I cant run lvl 0 anymore.. Not even 7 rounds leh.. =_= Got some contributing factors leading to this (I assume):
1. Injury near my gluteus maximus came back..
2. Left Knee still not fully normal after 21km Zoo Run
3. Promo stress.. (dont underestimate this 1...)

IZ Lim oso dun let me do REAL RUN on Oct 19 (I think the date is correct.) Guess I still not up to standard.. Academia also suck-suck.. So I understand.. Just train harder after promos for Nov XP and for nxt yr competition lah... (if there's a next year.. =S)

Some nice-nice things is umm.. can do MORE PULL-UPS! (not chin-ups. Chin-up is underhand 1..) Last time after 4 then struggle like madd... But after doing each time before recess and dinner everyday.. In a short span of almost 2 weeks, I now can do minimum 6 and maximum 9! And each pull-up the elbow go all the way straight one, which means is REAL and ACCURATE PULL-UPs! (not the 'fake kind' of almost straight elbow one..) Haha... Now I not the weakest few in pull-ups.. I caught up with the mean no. of pull-ups in ODAC! Shall try to hit 10 soon... XD
now my Bicep Brachii = bigger? =S

Still very very scared for promos sia.. B-Day must study like MAD! T_T

Must get back to studying.. Though tmr is CJC Study Day, I still need to go back sch for extra Lit class and to study after that.. Must pass promos.. Must PASS! I dont want retain.. poly to me even worse.. xS

*Kenneth B-Day also suay-suay during promos.. Jia YOU hor! XD

I didnt get to wish everyone during the 1st 1/2 of the year Happy B-Day at all so I wish those I forget then a very Belated Happy B-Day! LoL.. Stenphel, you too! =P

Think I should end it here.. Got nothing on my mind anymorez..

~BYE!~

Frisbee = FUN! d(^^)b

.:Jeong Su:.

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