Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Saturday, September 6, 2008
heya its penguin back! :D... back from my challengers camp. was quite a fun camp :D... the grouping never passed more den 10mins we were alrdy chatting like mad :)... my group name? Wacko LOL. i dunno why but ya. almost became wanko -_-... theres other group names like potato, survivor AND your mother! LOL. yes its "your mother"...
aniwae. first day was quite ok lo. to be honest, i can't really remember what we did LOL. wait ar lemme think... after lunch... go hall play some games. we played WACKO :D... lol... den lewis, this uber enthu guy through the camp, was being forced to do a forfiet lol. caz the wacko stick in his hand. end up, EVERY single challenger did chicken dance :D... cool eh lol.
den the stupid next game. aiya, lazy elaborate LOL. but the game is roughly like this. Eg, "Find a name that has "A" in it" den must go find a person lo. but cannot find same group de. wa sian, den i completed b4 time finish. veri happi.
I FOUND OUT ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE ALSO. and the best part? those completed de must do a forfiet... -__- thats what u get for being enthu* :O...
den went to design flag and learn cheer.
before dinner starts, i had to go and eat dinner first. caz got dance sport : ))~ ... went for DS wif kh and alex. some quick parts. got whacked by pam for nothing, got more scared of night walk. LOL.
den when go join dem bak, had to watch a horror movie called "BOO" LOL. it ended up quite funny caz some of my team mates keep giving funny comments lol. den watch stay alive half way den the security chase us out :O... lol. den i went to walk walk! mine was a team of 4. Nick, jj, grace and me. bah i got scared once ok! lol. fine >.>
den um. reach bak bath SLEEP!
morning wake up eat breakfast den prepared for a whole day of games. some high lights of the day. lazy to post everything. *Played butter strings but my shirt was still clean :D:D *The stupid toothpaste game i got the part is belly button -_-... hot sia LOL *Steph had to lick sherk's tummy~ :O *2 guys mouth to mouth passed the toothpaste. cannot remember who.
fast forward to mid night!. we tonned! LOL. we played a game called polar bears. OMG THAT GAME IS SO ADDICTIVE LOL. so fun so fun. i wished can play again. oh well. gonna teach my dance sport people! :D... den can play wif dem lol.
played until around 5 den i cannot tahan. decided to go sleep for awhile. not even 10 mins got 1 idiot, my group mate, the guy incharge of marbles and flag de, come and draw on my hand -.-... den i woke up LOL. caz i easily awaken :D... den wanted to go sleep again. den was drawn by LM -.-... zzz . everyone like to bully me.
den while i was watching my teammates play card games, i heard from them that each time they finish a round, i automatically will change my sleeping post. that last for atleast 20 times. omg. EERIE!!! LOL. dun even noe why i did that :O...
so morning wake up, packed up. PLAYED POLAR BEAR AGAIN!!! LOL.
camp debrief until 2 den finish le~ :D
aniwae, my overall opinion of my team. quite happy all so enthu. but end up like got small cliques le. quite hate that. and the super cam whoring. omg. its so dam irritating. they wan take photo take la. no nid block de rest right. stupid sia. den wan stand infront. DUNNO HOW TO SQUAT DOWN AR. LOL. ok la. i tink thats about the camp.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. BREAK CAMP. lol. den i went home, bath den went to sentosa!
DEN RIGHT. ON MY WAY TO SENTOSA, I SAW PAM AND HUIFANG. DEN THEY ASK ME FOLLOW DEm. I HAD TO BRING BACK A "PACKAGE" BACK TO EDNA. GUESS WHAT WAS IT -.-... IT WAS HER SWIMWEAR T.T.... luckily i brought plastic bag. imagine a guy carrying a a a a a b...i....k....i LALALALA. ya. =/
met up wif around 20 dance sport people and played around. went into the sea haha. mmm
oh ya. abel kena stung by a jelly fish??? o.o dunno.
finish le den we went to carls JR to eat. :D... den went to sky top slack abit. den went the children's play ground to play! LOL. dam fun. we took quite a few pics. shall wait for edna to send me :)...
den we went to Toy R Us LOL. desmond, our dancesport president, was dam LOL la lol. free den i upload the video xD. aniwae, new things i learned about my dance sport senior. they are also a veri cute bunch of people haha. all like to be childish also xD... but yup. ITS FUN! cheers!