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03/10/1991
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13/02/1991
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26/09/1991
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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Monday, September 1, 2008
haha..
friday was fun!

cjc teacher's celebration was..
um.
heh.

difficult to say la..
at the start was quite dead..
until the back then got more lively..

heh.
balloons!
XD

so fun to have hundreds of balloons falling directly onto you from the second level of the auditorium
haha..

yup.
then went back maris stella..

met up with stenphel first..
then took 135 to maris..

crazy girl on the bus..
screaming at this boy who keep disturbing her..
he stop disturbing already still shout.
what the freak..

then walking up mount vernon there..
we like 20+m ahead still can hear her shout la..
some gurka kids i supposed..
heh.

guess what will happen if she complains to her father and the gurka fathers have a fight inside.
wow.
messy.

yup yup.
then we attacked maris stella..
haha..
not literally..
XD

bad hair day for almost every single ex-maris..
=X

saw many many teachers..
mr pan..
ms sharon tan..
mrs champion..
ms neo.. or should i say madam neo? XD
mr goy..
mr paul leong..
mr kwok..
ms joanna lee..
and somemore la..
oh ya.
mr chai tian song.
haha..
chai lao shi!!!

XD

oh ya.
best teacher.

mr lau.

wa lau mr lau!
super duper wrong la!!
'hmm.. that's just a little bit creepy.. just a little bit creepy..'
.
okay.
but stenphel.
i think that should apply to you..
not really to me..
i guess.
but.
not that we going to do that together right?
ew.
no.
i refuse man.

shh..
don't say what that thing is..
haha..

koped chocolate fudge fruits and marshmallows.
marshmallows!
XD
i miss them.

yup.
and i can openly say.
the chocolate fudge wasn't good.
too flowy.
wayyy to flowy..
like water like that..
supposed to be a bit goo-y goo-y like..
not that flowly..
and can at least stay on the marshmallow but not drip off.

.
drip on my pants.
what the freak sia..
didn't even notice la..
until went going to joo seng that time..

.
yup.
proceeded to clean my pants..
pour water and try to clean it off..
made it look like i bled la.

lol.
then was contemplating whether to go lan or go home or go slack..
yupz.
decided to just go slack.
at sunglade.
stenphel's house downstairs..

went in by the sidegate..
..
how can you be that blur!
XD
heh.
see it now don't you.
=)

yupz.
escaped all the way to the back there..
BBQ pit 6 the hut there to sit and talk.
well.
i was preoccupied with cleaning my pants..
since there was a tap there..
yupz.

took many photos..
of which 90% of them were useless.
but it was fun!

haha..
some of the nicer photos..
XD

yup.
then after that took 135 with zhiyong to amk hub..
then went to watch wall.e!

oh man.
wall.e's seriously super cute!
strange storyline.
but.
still!
and i love the rabbit opening!
XD

smart smart rabbit.
yea.
was nice.
that was a record time of 1.5hours.
XD
and i have such a nicer time than wall.e..
:)
thank you!

yupz.
then was tuition.
then was homework.
then was sleep.

yup.
saturday was physics tuition..
oh what the freak.
that was alot alot alot of food..
abit too much..
was bloated la..
heh.
very funny dinner though.
XD

yea.
that's for saturday..

then sunday..
church..
then was the meeting..
what the freak sia..
why must you change everything..
if you planned everything already then why bother to hold a meeting to inform all these FACILS?
might as well just e-mail all of us and save us the trouble of sitting there having to listen to your voice?
.
heh.
i just left after he overshot the promised time.
XD

everyone not happy with him la..
andre was obviously not happy with him..
purposely say loud loud and fast fast..
heh.
alvin also.
quite stun that alvin will..
keep arguing with him..
aiya..
don't waste your breath la..

yupz.
stupid.

then later saw him again at shop&save there..
quite true ar..
why need to avoid him?
heh.
didn't think fast enough..

yea..
then went down to heartland mall for lunch..
after being indecisive at the bus stop for 10minutes.
be decided to go heartland mall after a big round of discussion..

heh.
then KFC.
yup.

lunch fun.
camera also fun.
me happy.
XD

yupz.
and the official name for sunglade is now RAINglade.
'cos at lorong chuan there no more rain already..
the sky above sunglade there got a hole..
that's why keep raining..

aiya..
don't care the fare la..
wasn't expensive anyways..
what's important is that you don't get wet..
that was a very very heavy rain..

yea.
then cabbed home..
did some homework.
then fell asleep..

yup.
woke up with half my body numb..
'cos slept in the wrong position..

yea.

nothing much..
other than the die hard marathon on star movies..

oh my goodness la..
super shiok..
1, 2, 3, 4 of all die hard movies shown in one shot..
then after 4..
DIE HARD ENCORE: DIE HARD FOREVER.
one more time!
start from 1 again!
hahahah!

yea..
went to sleep though after 4..
studying out on monday..

monday.
today.
study out.

okay.

next time shall come at 9 to chop table..
but more fun upstairs..
provided that they go out la.

heh.

i love the break.
XD

so fun.

and i am now the near miss champion.
XD

yup yup.
today was seriously super fun..
yay!

i want study out again!
or technically is studying in..
'cos indoors..
but out 'cos out of my house..
so its studying in out.
yup.

XD

thank you thank you thank you sooooo much for the manual msn..
no matter how much i want to blog here my reply..
i think i better not..
but you get what i mean..
XD
i mean every single word in the sms..
thank you.

*baby shark*
RecallPic 2

:)
still neck will break..
need to continue experimenting.
XD

BYE~!

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