Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
suddenly became very holy.. haha.. okay. relatively holy..
let's see.. last friday was the assumption.. or ascension? no. wait. ascension is jesus. assumption's mary. yea. went for mass.. near miss: 1
haha.. saturday was cjc catholic j1 retreat.. it was quite okay i guess.. more of classmate bonding than learning much.. haha.. never knew kyle was talkative.. gary was quite calm.. michelle and calista i know.. lynette. .
heh. she and calista were bored.. so i went over after writing my note to entertain them.. started playing with anything i could find.. i.e. markers.
haha.. then was the vandalism competition.. i kinda lost. =X
yup. and the result? both my legs badly vandalised to the knee area.. got my name.. smiley faces.. clock.. stars.. butterflies.. net.. to-ge-pi (the egg pokemon).. etc.
yea. and during mass.. haha.. shouldn't have given us the tealights.. 'cos we were all playing with it during mass XD
and wax is very nice to play with.. unless it was hot and spilled onto your hand that's a different case.. *hint hint*
yea. let's see.. how many times did lynette's paper catch fire? 2 or 3.. the last one was quite bad.. she couldn't blow the flame out.. then it was eating the wax away..
haha.. i had to pull out my shoe quickly and 'stamp' on it.. lol. 1/4 the paper gone.. with alot of wax and ashes at our area.. even our facil was playing.. haha!
yea.. calista tried to dip the paper into the wax.. then lynette pushed her hand.. guess what.. now she's got a blacken fingernail! omg man!
yup. then was mass.. quite messy at the peace-ing part.. didn't expect all the huggings.. not really used to it.. unless i know the person well enough..
michelle's okay.. gary's okay.. isabelle.. okay i guess.. just weird..
yup. i'm not tim though isabelle.. hahaha!
wait. is that even the way her name is spelt? 0.o
anyways.. yea. loved the trip home.. :)
sunday. go for mass.. weekend mass.. yea. 3 in a row already.. hehe..
nothing much really happened.. other than walking in the rain.. heh.
monday. love the 153.. and you too
4th mass in 4 days.. cool.
not really sure if its another near miss yet.. not confirmed yet.. hope its count 2..
i still want to make it home after tuition..
don't say anything about that.
yup.
pretty much for the 'i'm relatively holy' portion of the post now..
onto something else..
heh. maybe i should stop doing my tutorials early.. or i'll just end up dozing off during tutorials when the teachers go through the tutorial..
math. ms lee knew i did my work.. so she just let me sleep.. haha..
physics.. dozed off for like 1 second.. rajoo's eye immediately pinpointed me.. abit fast ar.
yea. then was made to stand.. was supposed to stand for 5minutes only like kyle did.. but rajoo went on to lecture the class on bucking up for promos for face the fate of 1t24 disbanding for 2009.. yea. so that translates to me standing for 30minutes..
heh. then the sitting down part was funny..
rajoo asked a question to the class.. then he waited.. then he looked up and saw me.. i was looking at him too.. then he frowned.. like asking himself.. 'why is kenneth standing'
haha.. then. 'oh. kenneth. my apologises. please sit.' haha.
yea..
let's see.. improvements for the past week.. i must say only to friends..
much much closer to lynette now.. literally and figuratively.. considering we sit next to each other in class.. much much better with kyle now.. at least we are chatting normally now.. still as good with calista.. still nice to disturb her.. just as good with michelle.. alot better with gary.. he's not a naughty person at all la..
and best of all with you XD so small! just a nice fit :)