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26/09/1991
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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Wednesday, August 13, 2008
okay.
something interesting for the past few days.

they can be quite wrong..
if you think wrongly..

yea.

first.
kenneth ong.
no not me. ko, not kc.
yea
he..
lol..

did i mention before?
he was play bridge on my table with the other guys..
then i was playing my psp..
then.
he waiting for his turn.
then he say.
'KC is sooo cute.'
.

we all stun.
haha.

then today..
i was play psp again..
then he like to watch..

then.
he bored..
so go walk walk around the class..

then walk back to my table.
then tap tempo on my table..
then i look up.

guess what.
he blew kisses at me!
what the freak!

ahhaha.
quite funny la.

he's joking actually.
i think.

yea.
i hope XD

second.
noodle stall auntie and uncle.
hahahahaha.
i buy $2 noodles..
forever like 3-4 portions.
haha.

my friends always go..
#!#^#!%??
yea.

no.
that's just wrong ok your sms...
what the freak la..
i don't think so..
but i meant what i meant in the reply ^^V

sidetrack: yea. that picture i drew, the angle was wrong.. supposed to look something lik ^^V

third.
calista's a strange girl...
she sings in class..
not the nice nice sing.
is the anyhow off tune loud screechy singing type.

yea.
and she laugh ar..

yea.
today..
i went back to class during break with her and michelle to do my physics file content page..
she is super strange!

i was writing.
then she took a chair.
sat opposite me on the other side of the table..
and just stare at me.

for like 2-3 minutes until michelle came back from toilet..
..

strangeee~..

fourth.
the girls call me cat, stitch and kc
the guys call me stitch and kc

ok la.
but.
what the freak..

they claim the way i ate the cookie was like cat.
then at macdonalds say is drink coke like cat.
then say i do pull-ups jump down like cat.
then say i crinkle my nose up like cat.
then say i make funny noises like cat.

.
everything all cat cat cat.

anabel will go like..
'you are such a cat'

what is that supposed to mean sia..
..

fifth.
today.
the chinese wok auntie..
what the freak!

$2.50.
i get one mountain full of food..
what the hell..
like $5 portion la.
took me quite long to finish..

no i don't think she's that too..
i prefer to think she just want to finish selling the food.

sixth.
the cleaner lady.
lol.

she's quite nice.
i like to just chat chat a bit when i see her..
haha.

like to ask me i eat already or not..
studies how..
finish school already ar..

yea..
quite nice la..

yea..
she was the one who let my IG guys to use pail and bathe in the girls toilet during orientation one..
super nice la..
then after we all bathe we offer to help her at least wash all the mud alway..
('cos we just finish mud games)
yea..
then she keep insisting no need..
say don't sweat already, get dirty again etc.
heh.

yup yup.

but your still the bestest person in cjc and everywhere else.
strange girl.
but i like.
(:

okays.
shall go back to physics tutorial now..

haha.
i sure enjoy doing physics.
wonder how to do external resistance of a circuit?
why it will have maximum power dissipated when external resistance is equal internal resistance?

lol.
doing tutorial which haven't been taught yet.

XD

BYE!~

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