Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Monday, August 11, 2008
*Just ignore this post if I were you. But if you're still interested, read on...
(2350hrs, 10.08.08)
I'm living in a nightmare... I'm still a kid. I'm still having such a childish mindset. I've not matured enough yet, I havent grown up yet... Because of that, I'm now hurting those around me for the way I live my life... ...
I dont want that to happen.
All the consequences, the pain, agony and suffering... I understand if I dont promote J1.
Yet I'm not taking action.
I'm afraid if I do so, something will go wrong.
I dont want to let anyone down, especially myself. I'm troubling my dad, sis, friends, teachers...
I don't have much time left. If I don't grasp it now, I'll never get another second chance. I need this now...
Please grant me the strength I need. Stop making me hurt the ones that I love and cherish.
KILL ALL TEMPTATIONS!!! To hell with that damn game Combat Arms...
Pass the promos, pass the PROMOS!!!
Grant me self-discipline. Let me clear those troubles. Stop making me hurt them... I need to stay awake, let me write this and stay in this clear mindset for the future... Please... Help me...
I'm afraid to face those consequences of not promoting again.. They're running through my head again. I want to achieve the goals I set but I need assistance. I need people to push me, control me and make sure that I myself don't lose that focus.
I've now gained back that conscious of studying. Please don't let me lose it again. Don't let it repeat again. Not like the 'O' level prelims, not like that FUCKING certificate frm grad night... Help me please!!!
Why are long term goals so hard to achieve? Why can't it be like my running? With so much pushing, enduring.. I can accomplish it. But why cant studying be the same? How come it's not that easy to connect and transfer? Grant me the discipline to study and the guts and mentality to take action.
I cannot imagine those failures again. FUCK ALL who HYPOCRITE abt the things they say they dont do but they DID. I need company... good company... I cant fall any deeper or I'll risk losing everything.
I'VE GOT TO STOP HURTING MY DAD! JUST STOP IT ALRIGHT?!?!?
My actions are fucked up now, so buck up! First wave of depression has ended and this must be overcome. Get that mindset to self-improve further. Seek help & give me forgiveness for the misleaded tantrums and anger. Rid my mind of suicide and physically abusing myself and others. Make this HAPPEN! Grab Life's opportunities that come in my way. I cant bear to risk it anymore. Help... Me...
AND GET THAT FUCKING BITCH AWAY FROM ME... IT SICKENS ME TO THE CORE! JUST GET LOST OK? DAMN HYPOCRITE! YOU'RE MAKING ME & MY FRIEND'S LIFE MISERABLE!!!
*Dont get me mistaken / have the misconception. But she is an intolerable bitch. (To Hell for these ppl that He create)
Dont let me do smth stupid again like self-abuse and ignorance.
7 weeks... that's all I have before IT comes for me...
I can change that fate now. I need to give up unimportant things. Hopefully, my B-Day will not end up as D-Day...
Let me have the discipline to achieve long term goals like studying...
Think positive now that temptations are removed. Quickly accustom myself to this implimentation. (ADAPT! ADAPT!! ADAPT!!!)
Set this goal to achieve promos and take action towards making it happen in reality. This might be the last time I'm blogging. I gotta sleep now and change my currently doomed future.
To Kenny, Sten & everyone else: I'm sorry you have to read this. I hope you understand...