Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Saturday, July 12, 2008
YO! shall blog wat happened on fri onwards :D... fri. reached sch at 9plus. den finish at 11:15. stone wif nick + kai at block 52. to wait for sarah and crystal while kai waits for sabrina.
den 12 came. me + nick + sarah + crystal + 1 guy went to take mrt. that guy left at queenstown station. DID I MENTION WHERE WE GOING? CHANGI AIR PORT! WTH LOL. ngee ann to changi airport. the best part is. I HAV TO RETURN BACK TO SCh. SMART RIGHT!?
we went there to eat. BECUZ SOME GENIUS (crystal ) wanted to eat popeye's chicken. zzz lame. zzz. eat half way some random person come and find sarah. blur sia lol. turn out was her ex bf's fren who wanted to call her to meet him awhile. den they were like arguing.
after that sarah left wif that guy. :l ... me nick and crystal stoned at t3 for awhile. took sky train to t1. den to t2. LOL. so bored . uh. den me and nick left caz crystal meeting her aunt for dinner.
on the mrt bak. kenneth called me. OIE WHAT I KAY PO SIA. den chatted awhile. den when i reached clementi mrt , i got down. and i got lost LOL. dunno wihch bus stop to take. went wrong one den went another one xD. finally reached ngee ann.
stayed at canteen one while waiting for ner. was wif ying ting, weiling and 1 more gal i 4got her name :x... waited for ner until around 6:20 den she ask me go 1st. den i decided to go find odn instead caz he told me he still doin project.
went there saw don, joseph, ner, jolin and shuting. lol. den hang around wif dem. LOL. jolin was so free that she was introducing me some equipments and showing her project to me LOL. we were in a room together ALONE :D:D... EHEHE LOL. wonder what we do right? :P. but it was said above. no fun le :(. EHEHE. den ner finish but don and shuting haben. so ner wanted to go eat 1st.
naturally, joseph will folo aha. so i decided to pang seh don and folo them. xD... protect ner LOL. den was walkin down half way towards the bus stop. i was behind ner and joseph was BESIDE ner. duh? LOL. i got an sms -.-
guess who was it from lol. ner lol.
reached the bbq wif ner and jo. xD. was kinda sian lol. caz dunno how to take the food. ok quick summary of the bbq. lol. i drank 1 cap half of pure whisky . OMG LOL. felt so weird. zz. can't drink la happy? i gd boi cannot ar.
many people got thrown in the pool. but while that was happening, i was talkin to edna and ner. whatever said was confidential MUAHAHA.
den cabbed wif ner :D. when ner got down 1st, the uncle told me shes a veri sweet gal o.o.. i was like yea and shes my partner! LOL. den when i got down that time. the uncle said i was a veri good young man LOL. and he tinks me and ner match LOL. ahaha cool right? XD
den reached home and bath. den the moment i login msn. a convo from joseph appeared zz. i promised him to keep one part of the convo a secrect xD. the other part was him swearing lol.
caz he told me not to tell ner that the convo happened but i alrdy sms her le LOL. so too late lo. and i sent her that nvm i cannot say. but jo dun believe and wan to noe word for word wat was sent lol. it was "er. nvm lol. i promise him nt to sae xD. aw. take care kitty! T.T"
HE TOT I REFER NER AS KITTY LOL. he was like swearing like mad. xD. but i told him if he keep swearing infront of me. he will never see me online on msn lol. den he went offline -_-...
well thats what happened on fri.
sat morning. woke up. watched doraemon. den stoned at msn lol. found out ner was going the lib alone. so i pei her go lo xD... ate lunch or rather see her eat lunch at the foodcourt lol. chatted so much that she ate so slow :x... HEHEHE LOL. I FOUND OUT SOMETHING. IF GOT CAMP MUST BRING NER ALONG. she everything also will bring lol. she bought a kettle overseas!!! O_O!!!
den we went to buy bubble tea den go lib lol. in lib like 2 idiots liddat. walk here and there tryin to find dance sport things. den finally found lol. we sat there chit chat like 2 hrs. but she got her reference ok! we veri guai de :P. lol.
den after that borrow the books finish den i went to take bus while she go window shopping lol. i reached home realise my father is at home. heng he nvr say anithin LOL.
den my fam went to watch this magician play. regret sia LOL. wasted 3 hrs of my life! LOL. but ok la. some tricks were nice.