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Kenneth aka Stitch
03/10/1991
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Sixteen
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13/02/1991
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26/09/1991
Woodlands
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Sixteen
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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Friday, July 11, 2008
today is a what the freak day..

up. up. down. down. up. up.

yea..
i didn't fail math..
technically i did..
but there's a pass there..
so i passed..
i don't care XD

lol..
got a subpass for math!
like!
woo!
haha..
43/100.. S grade..
but if i didn't do all the careless mistakes..
i could have gotten 50+..
seriously.

i should stop being careless..
yea..
easier said than done..

and i earned a free lunch in the process!
XD

was betting with iffah on who will beat who in math..
'cos she was saying..
'aiya fail already la.. you confirm won't fail one.. sure beat me one..'
'no lor.. eh. never study one ok..'
'want to bet?'
'lunch again?'
'ok. winner treat.'
'ok. nice consolation to the one who loses.'

yea..
then..
3 passes..
as in 3 raw marks passes above 45..
then..

'cos its in order from the highest to the lowest..
then..
4th person was..
'iffah!'
'eh! me ar?'
'hah!'

then.
5th person was..
'kenneth chen!'
'huh! serious ar!?'
'hahaha! how much how much!'

lol.
she beat me by 1.5 marks..
which nicely translates to a free lunch of $3-$5..
XD

yea.
i pity kim fay..
she got 39/100..
i think this is either her second or third subject that got 39/100..
tried to help her find marks..
can't find much..
but her transformation question super-power..
almost full marks..

yea.
but she was happy she beat wei jie..
hah!

lol.

yea..
then later was nothing much..
econs lecture was heavy..
figuratively..
then notes was heavy..
literally..

keep falling asleep..
then chris had to keep nudging me to wake me up..
lol..
then offered me stepsils to wake me up..
which worked brilliantly..

haha..
shu feng!
the art of defying the principle of moments when sleeping during lecture..
then this time he lean towards lynette.. heh.
i was super tempted to push him towards her la!

heh.

yea..
that was basically the more interesting things that happened during econs lecture..
unless you want me to blog on what we learnt from perfect competition..
..

yea..
then later leaving rahim totally blocked the path of everyone by standing in the middle of nowhere..
'we are caught in a jam!'
'i don't want jam. butter can?'
'oh my god.. kc you are damn lame..'
yea.
it was ok what..
like scale of 1-5 lameness..
that was like 0.333 only..

oh ya..
forgot to talk about mr tay's physics tutorial class.
heh.
i made him digress from the lesson for a full 15minutes..
as he introduced how wooden chopsticks were made..

yuck..
sick..

start in vietnam..
bamboo stripped..
then bleached with sulphur and hydrogen peroxide..
yea..
then ship out in a bundle..

then in the cargo no protection..
cockcroaches.. rats.. ants.. all crawl over it..
..

then they futher bleach it again at the factory after shipping..
..
totally fully loaded with chemicals already by now..

then they sell and we use them.
.

ew..
can go try experiment it..
like soak in water then test acidity..
or burn it and use a lighted splint to test gas emitted..

yea.
sick.
but was an eye-opener..
can go and check it out online..

yea..
then was cca..
..
totally waste of time..
seriously.

he is ok.
he is quite funny at times.
but i seriously don't like the way he treat people.
like.
other people your slave ar?
you president big ar?
what the freak man..
then i just blast the music in my ears don't want to hear his voice..
couldn't stand the sight of him for some time also la..

..

then later ok.
maybe he figured out or something.
don't care la.
in conclusion.. can say i don't like him fullstop.

yea.
on to other stuff..

germaine.
.
what the freak sia..
playing catching ar!
..
'cos i got some post-its with messenges on it in my file..
then she saw..
then she was trying to see..
i turn left..
she follow..
then i turn right..
she also follow.
.

yea.
whatever sia.

yea..
then the cleaner lady..
what the freak!
don't have ok!
she say i go downstairs to level 4 to 'pao niu'..
which mean flirt with girls.
.
..
....
auntie!!!

yea..
then zhiyong came along..
asked me about her..
then i told him to go the piano there to see for himself..
so.
yea..
can go and describe her to stenphel(kay-po-kia) when you see her..

yea.

..
i was like screwed and in default mode.
'cos i missed the song..
which i used to listen from her..
she was playing that song again..
..
crap la..
then the song was stuck in my head for the next few hours..
then i realised.

crap.
which all this trouble.
don't know if she planned this or not..
i suddenly started to think again.
spent the next few hours saying.
'no. no. no.'
'stop. stop. stop.'
'no more kenneth. no longer kenneth.'
..
then after the chanting more or less failed.
i started to try and rationalise things..
and think in logic.
so.
yea..
kinda calmed down alittle more..

but.
turned out to really wear me down..
made me really really tired mentally..
not physically.

i was like..
so stress that i had headache..
first time i stress until have headache sia.
so..
yea.
end of story.

lalala..
got whacking day rough draft out while stressing during cca..
which means during cca, i stressed, i planned, i dislike/emo-ed.
tiring.
seriously..

yea.
just been told to go and bathe..
heh..
so.
yea..

my grades for midyears..
S, S, E, D, D, A
XD

all pass!
no fail!
never fail!
^^

BYE!~

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