Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Thursday, July 10, 2008
HIEEEEEEEe. how long hav i not posted lol. uh. i shall post only happi things. no emo things. :l ... aniwae, been through some things of my life. mmm... nothing much happened actually.
or rather i 4got, but thats not the point :x
urms, i remembered being in dance competition. TIO OWN AHAHAHHA LOL. but nvm. go there gain exp! :D... dun laugh u idiots. i bet u are laughing. I SAID STOP -_-
um, i changed dance partner :D... could not dance wif my previous one. ._. ... not that shes not good. no chemistry xD... now partnering ner. hopefully have lo. :/... but kinda scary. caz theres this guy who like ner. and he said he would give everything away to be wif ner for 1 week. hes also in dance sport.
he wanted to partner ner but now i m partnering her. AHHH LOL. hes kinda weird too. hopefully he dun go crazy and kill me.
mmm. i really can't remember the unhappy things that happened to me. thats one of my bad point. or issit gd? DUNNO LA LOL. oh ya. i also remembered having a sugar cane drinking competition wif brandon. HAH OWNED U NOOB XD... TTYL! TAKE THAT U LOSER. =x...
recently started going gym. hopefully get into shape :D... omg i really cannot remember what happened to me recently.OH YA. THAT ANGEL CALLED ME LOL. she was like hello. stenphel ar. i m prolly the last person that u will tink that will cor u LOL. den i spent like 5-10mins guessing who is she -_-. zzz. i guessed people like liteng and meng siew LOL. caz she told me shes not from ngee ann. den i was like are u my pri sch fren. she was like no, u met me in sec sch.
i was like WTH!? my sec sch is all boi sch LOL. end up shes angel bleh. matthew tot it was some lonely deprived person calling me LOL. brandon was there like laughing and laughing. she wanted to ask P34 people to go out bowling. COUNT ME IN!
oh ya. 1 of the day was mrlim's bdae. happy bdae botak lim. bleh. that one i lazy blog la LOL.
ok the people i came into contact that leaves abit of impression recently. tigeress kiawoon =x... evelyn, justin, david, angel( DUH? ), nick lim, KAI LOL. crystal. sarah, weiling, adeline, jehanne, FARAH and her dam weird fren. eunice, huishan, fang yuen, willie!, wang cheng, huixiang, don, jiahui, ner, joseph, brandon, pamela? LOL =l... hakiel, janine thats all? O_o as in i cannot remember all la LOL
k la. this post veri short. cannot win kenneth de. juz post to show i m still active. IF NOT SOME GUY WANNA GO CREATE HIS OWN BLOG. not sayin who. *stares at kenneth. REALLY not saying who. i m not a bak stabber. *kenneth. really la. i m veri kind de. *kenneth. oh weird how come KENNETH <<<>