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Kenneth aka Stitch
03/10/1991
AngMoKio
CatholicJuniorCollege
Sixteen
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13/02/1991
Serangoon
NgeeAnnPolytechnic
Seventeen
Single(For now)
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ZhiYong aka JeongSu
26/09/1991
Woodlands
CatholicJuniorCollege
Sixteen
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Ex-Marist,Ex-?????????

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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Tuesday, July 1, 2008


HAARRRLLOOO!!! *mimicking Bobby Lee "North Korean Scientist"*

Why is the blog suddenly dead? Kenneth and Stenphel too busy arh? =(

Now posting about my 1st day in Term 3 for CJC… You've probably already guessed something about it isn't right...

Woke up a bit late in da morning... Change to CJ PE attire, rush-rush to school... As soon as I approach the grandstand, ODAC already started to run their weekly Dyson Road Run (a.k.a. ODAC Family run). Sprinted to the stands, drop me bags, put in my wallet and handphone and choing all the way to the school gate. Thank got I manage to catch up with them...

Most of my teachers are going to be replaced by a new batch of teachers. I wonder if that's a really good idea at this moment of time, becoz they need to do further studies... Why??? I wonder if my CJC life is going to have a dramatic change... =S

After assembly, got SD period. While listening to Ms Moh explaining the upcoming events, I seized some chances to catch up with my classmates. Fun~~ (everything still looks like a typical school day... for now.)

Found out later she also leaving in like 1 month's time (at the most) Hmm... There goes my future GP and PW marks...

After that, got PE. Old teacher also saying goodbye... Walao eh! Also staying for 3 - 4 weeks max. But new teacher + PE component included. I can't believe this but they call it the "Outdoor" lesson (Kenneth, does ODAC sound familiar now???) However, the component itself seems more like primary school stuff. New teacher actually say main thing about this "Outdoor" is that you must share your feelings. Played a few "primary-school" level games about cooperation, communication etc. Can't believe he ACTUALLY SAID that ODAC PLAYS THESE SAME GAMES, My first reaction after hearing this was like "WTF?" Insulting the CJC ODAC reputation... =( He might change after joing ODAC after a while... =)

Surprising thing was... New guy actually brought up an exact same point / sentence that Mr. IZ Lim said before (it's not coming to my head now... but the experience was definitely deja-vu!) Has he been already "brain-washed" yet? Yeahhhh!!! =P

Ending of PE session, suddenly breakout into cold sweat... Stomach very uneasy... Face color turn pale... Feel like crap all of a sudden. Sat down, took quite a no. of deep breaths... No improvement.

Something wasn't right... I didn’t eat anything wrong (honey cornflakes for breakfast), so I assume naturally that I musthav overexerted my body. Already happened loads of times... Twice in M.I. during P.A.E., that time I not as fit as now so you have no right to criticize! =P ... Couple more times in CJC, tolerable then but this is a totally different experience! =(

Walked slowly to sit-up bench to lie down. After lying down, my first body reaction was to vomit. Felt the bile went up my throat immediately, thank god my reflexes to swallow were also instinctive. Gosh… Opened my shirt and continue to desperately recover (poor Yi Xi, sorry for wasting ur time, thanks for the company!) Jin Shi also walked past, offered to help me. Went to toilet straight after that, spit out like 1 galleon of saliva? Sucked on a sweet that Jin Shi gave, then rest in my classroom. Still didn't recover although I felt better than earlier.

Eventually, I was forced to go to the "sick-bay" in the General Office. (How I hate to skip lessons... Even if I'm not interested I'll at least attend to grasp a few ideas. Good boy right? =P) Interrupted Ms Moh with her lesson because needed her permission. (She asked a lot about how I was feeling through my friends after I came back. Thanks for your concern. =) ) Interrupted a concluding meeting between "teachers?" from other JCs in the "sick-bay" in the Office (CJC doesn't really have an official sick-bay of its own). Heard smth abt AJC I think... Drowsy already so I knocked out on the bed in the air-conditioned room... 1054hrs...


Woke up at 1243hrs. Shivering from the strong AC but still managed. Double-checked with the time-table in my head...

Shit...

Missed Maths Tutorial and LITERATURE LECTURE (can-copy-notes-till-die-kind-of-lecture)

Slipped on my shoes, drank some warm-turned-cold water and left the office. Thanked the staff then walked out. Bet I caught many people's attention unnoticingly because I was the only person in CJC to still be in PE attire. Lawl... 1255hrs, Lit Lec. ended. Some people asked me how I was feeling, reply back, yada-yada... Changed to uniform and lessons for me carried on per norm till day ended. Had to revert to photocopying notes from Yi Xi again. (Usually I do this when I'm too lazy to copy or when I'm asleep but this time it's a first! Btw, he's great at note-taking... except for penmanship when lecturer rush... This I don't blame him, I probably only catch like 1/2 of what they say instead.)

Chinese lecture was the last. After that, I managed to chat with Samantha. Thought she didn't recognize me after not talking for so long. She said "Hi." first. Then I initiated the conversation. Lol. Talk abt Mid-Yrs (God! Can die one larz... same reaction with pretty much anyone else) then separated because of different venue.

Dismiss from school tat time, most of my friends ask me why I absent, if I was okay etc. Explain to them and talk a bit more about stuff. I now take back my words in the earlier post because I sought "counseling" a while back frm my parent. Becoz' it was more of a psychological problem, all I needed to do was talk more, listen less (last time almost each conversation I listen like 95% of the time =_= ), be more "sociable" etc. I'm changing for the better now... not 100% yet but I can feel the difference. Next thing to change from now on is my studies-lifestyle, sleep-lifestyle, and ESPECIALLY gaming / slacking-lifestyle. =)

997 words... Man I suck...

No... wait a minute...

I haven't write about ODAC Expedition yet hor??? =P

Nevermind, I'll not join the 2 giants fighting over whose post write longer. Maybe some other time... (I think this is my longest post yet... THINK ONLY!)

ODAC Expedition I'll write again on another post. (Sorry, I luv to procrastinate. Kenneth must be pissed...)

As for the Kenneth-Stenphel quiz, I shall do so right here, right now. XD

Name: Zhi Yong

Sister(s): 1 older

Brother(s): 1 younger

Shoe size: U.S. 9??? I dunno... Lazy check. Got Converse shoes, Art Rock shoes, Power shoes (school), dieded Reebok shoes (for ODAC torture =P)

Height: 16_cm? Short lar... but I'll own you in physical. Muahahaha!!! XD

Where you live: Woodlands... Lots of forest in these areas =P

Favorite drink: Ice Lemon Tea, W0oT Beer etc. (Main two I think... I'll drown this post further if I say all.)

Favourite breakfast: cereals (Honey GOLD flakes, Waffles Crisp), instant noodles (ramen, laksa-flavoured, tom yam-flavoured), biscuits, hot cocoa etc.

Ever been on a plane?: Duh~ Got go to M'sia a few times, go Australia, go Hong Kong, go Taiwan, go Thailand etc.

Swam in the ocean: Dun think so. Got in rivers, waterfalls (In ODAC XP M'sia count annot? Capsize?) seas, rivers (East Coast, Sentosa)... Pretty much that's abt it.

Fall asleep in school: zzzZZZZ. Huh? Whaz? Oh... Secondary school it's my class hobby. Likewise in JC... Impossible to count.

Broken someone's heart: I suppose so. More than once. When I in bad mood with everyone sometimes. Feelings lar... Heart a bit too fragile, better to avoid (hope this doesn’t happen when I in r'ship, sensitive and afraid of rejection one =P)

Fell off a chair: Have before, on SBS bus once, primary school a few times when I rock (like Guitar Hero), also when do lousy "parkour". =)

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Hasn't happen yet to me I think... Cannot recall leh... Wonder if this happen when I got GF... =P

Saved emails: Loads. Got for H.W., for gaming newsletter, for funnies, for family, but HELL NO TO PORN!!!

What is your room like: 1/2 weapon stockpile, 1/2 battleground you see in Battlefield: Bad Company (go and watch the videos! Very funny!)

What's beside you: A screen, a mouse, a mousepad, a keyboard, a printer, a CPU, a pair of speakers... I could go on like this forever... a ADSL Modem...

What is the last thing you ate: I vaguely remember... think it was canteen Chicken Katsu Don.

Ever had chicken pox: NOPE! HAHAHA! I got vaccination when I was young. I mock you people!!! But I laugh at myself for being allergic to almost every painkiller in the world, including basic Panadol. Didn't affect me last time when young, now dunno why will. =(

Sore throat: Nong nong ago... Nong nong ago...

Stitches: One almost came today when morning run ending. One on the earlier Friday during 10+km run. (for 1st ODAC Term 3 training... JC2s gone... T_T)

Broken nose: Had a fight last time, got whacked in the nose. Not sure if that counts coz' since then I think my nose shape became sharp.

Like Picnics: I suppose... Never been on one for ages...

Who was / were the last person / people you danced with: Brother (doing, self-popping, not sure if that counts...) If not its with Anabel (1T23!!! Lol, Kenneth, are you shocked?) during CJC J.A.E. Orientation, did the bhangra!!!

You last yelled at: My father. He wants me to eat dinner now. Just happened 1 second ago.

Today did you talk to somebody you liked: Yesh... But I'm not going to state who till the time is right.

Get sick: Duh~ Read about today! If that counts...

Talk to an ex: Nope. Never had a r'ship. Heh... Go Kenny!!! Make sure doesn't become ex.

Miss someone: My mother. Deceased from leukemia (from breast cancer) since I was P5... Living my life with independent efforts since.

Eat: I'm not gonna bother answering this question. Who came up with this anyway?

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Not anymore since like P3? Just imagine the amt. of dust and germs on it now if you do...

What's under your bed: Nothing, I sleep on an old double-deck, if not it’s a mattress. But I assume porn for the average male U.S. teenager...

Who do you really hate: Can't say or my life will be screwed even more as it is...

What time is it now?: 2005hrs

RANDOM

Is there a person on your mind right now: Not really... Maybe you readers...

Do you have any siblings?: *disconnected*

Do you want children: Yeap. But only when time is right... I think 3...

Do you smile often: A bit too much...

Do you like your handwriting: Yes and no. Yes becoz' its unique and no because I'm still slower than others who write neater and smaller... wth...

Are your toe nails painted: NOPE!!! But my big right toe "had" once... Bicycle accident, months to get rid of blood inside nail. Now my right 4th toe is "painted" oso... From June XP but I don’t recall what made it that way...

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: My dad's! DAMN COMFORTABLE!!! But referring to outsiders, I'll never reveal... Ever...

What color shirt are you wearing now: Not shirt. Singlet. Ex-Marist upper-sec singlet. I reuse! =P

What were you doing at 7pm yesterday: Dinner? Crapping about 'A' Lvl Chynese Oralz

I can't wait till: my life's H.W., tests and EXAMS are over... Provided I pass each one of them.

When did you cry: Can't remember. I never cry for a trivial matter. Dunno how to ans. this question.

Are you a friendly person: Yesh if I break my communication barrier and I HATE my COLD, UNAPPROACHABLE exterior ("guai" boy, smart-looking too... I just wanna look average.)

Do you have any pets: Had. They're dead now. Wasn’t really mine. My sis. 2 hamsters = Cream and Pepper (Don't ask why... It's pretty obvious from their fur coats.)

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: Not too sure. But even IF I know, I won't say it.

Do you sleep with the TV on?: a few times watching late night anime.


What are you doing right now?: This quiz... =_="

Have you ever crawled through a window?: Yeah, during P.A.E. M.I. for "parkour"

Can you handle the truth?: Mostly. Depending on what matters you're referring to... R'ship then dunno.

Are you too forgiving?: Depends on the type of person I'm referring to...

Are you closer to your mother or father?: Biased judgement for me. I can't answer this question.


Who was the last person you cried in front of?: Nobody. I won't let anyone know. Unless if it's family matters, then the answer is obvious.

How many people can you say you've really loved?: Many... How da heck you want me to answer? =O

Do you eat healthy?: Last time nope. Now I guess so...


Do you still have pictures of you and your ex?: Never been in a relationship yet. Like Stenphel said, "Dun rub it in. =( "

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: Family yes. Outsiders no. Relationship probably yes if its really that bad. =(

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: Either me bro or dad. Heh... (^ ^)

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: Erm... CJC quiet (cannot act like Marist), Maris Stella ok, Home noisy (I'm the comedian.)

Are you confident?: Yesh to almost everything. But that's a different story when in comes to academia or really extreme stuff (not for ODAC... yet.. may never oso?)

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
Making lots of primary school friends. Doing lots of assessment from my parents.
Having a really high and "gay?" Voice
Having flying colors with my results (Sucks to grow up sometimes)
Playing the computer. Currently, "sometimes I do..." (adapted from Bobby Lee "North Korean Scientist")

5 jobs I've had:
1st job: Student (Duh~)
2nd job: Son (DUH~)
3rd job: CHEERS Temp staff ( Sec 3 Work Attachment programme. My bro says its called iWap now. Like WTF...)
4th job: Worker (Father's factory during holidays last time)
Last job: Comedian, Gamer, ODAC-er, Drummer, "soldier", thinker... I dunno *shrugs* You pick!

Before I sign off,

"I'M A SCIENTIST! YOU SCIENTIST! SCIENCE! TOGETHER! WE... sometimes I do..."

Just watch the video:



These trailers from Battlefield: Bad Company too:





Wow, 2457 words... I rule too...

BYEE~~~

.:Jeong Su:.

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