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03/10/1991
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13/02/1991
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26/09/1991
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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Sunday, July 20, 2008


great week just passed.
9 more weeks to promotional exams..
super fast..

i want it to pass faster..
then can really enjoy myself with church, friends, extra lessing tiring school
=)

i loved this saturday..
totally rocks from start till end.

went for parent-teacher-meeting early for the timeslot 8am..
reached at like 745..
started to introduce which teacher is which teacher to my mother..

then aaron rajoo came..
talked until around 830..
weird analogies given by my mother..
something about page1 and page 2 on different sides of the paper. but still got something inbetween..
right.
by still got good advise from mum and rajoo ^^

then went off..
my mother was like..
i want to see your chinese teacher..
orh.

then bring lor.
then my mother say 74/100 was super lousy for me.
.
yea.
only 80 and above then is the correct marks..
my teacher got a bit stun..
yea.
ok
i promise.

i promised 2 things in the ptm:
1. i shall score at least a B grade for mr aaron rajoo.. he made me promise. =/
2. i shall beat that vivan girl from 1t25 in promos. this unknown girl scored 82/100. if only i didn't write in the wrong column.. oh well.

yea.
then was running late..
so my mother couldn't fetch me to ngee ann..
took bus there..

didn't know which bus to take..
was staring at the bus guide thingy.. then 154 came..
oh.
154.
then i turn and look..
hmmm.. can 154 go np?
eh. it does.

*turns around*
*cue bus drive off*
lol

yea.
took 151 then..
called stenphel to tell him i'm going..

quite lame la..
spent quite some time stoning 'cos the girl wasn't there yet..

simon have some very interesting friends..
especially the oversized guy.. hilarious.

yea..
before the girl came went to the zebra crossing to take photos..
quite retarded..
lying down right smack in the middle of the lane.
heh.
then the taxi drive like 1m away from my head la.
gave me a shock.

then.
then.
what happen ar?

oh ya.
went back to the cheers there to watch simon jump the table..
.

yea..
then the girl finally came..
then went back to the zebra crossing there to retake.
'cos not enough shoes in the picture of my lying 'dead' to depict a crowd around the body..

yea.
then girl had to pretend cross road.
i have no idea what's her name ok.
start with r i think.
rain?
i don't know..
sounded like rain.
shall just name her girlA.

yea.
then girlA cross halfway. then pose there..
then got car detour her..
prefect timing..
looks really like she's going to be banged down la..
yea..
then the next scene was me having to 'push' her out of the way..

stupid simon.
never give clear instructions.
girlA and me were like.
what's going on.
then i was like.
push?
no push?

then simon was like saying..
i take 5 shots.
kenneth you give different poses each time.
what the freak mann..
how many poses you can give when you are 'desperately trying to push someone out of the way from an oncoming car!?'
yea.

first pic.
second.
third.
by the fourth girlA and me were like.. enough already la..
then just stand normally.
fifth was. both of us bursting out laughing.
fine.

yea.
then lie down again..

done.
then went to the classrooms..

yea..
quite funny there..

got the emo-ing scene.
got me getting pulled from my collar area like a gangster pulling the victim.
got me getting beaten up on the floor. (half push up position for 5 minutes.)
got me getting laughed at by girlA.

yea.
then as simon tried to take picture to look like legs kicking him i went to fiddle with the power supply..
no air con.
so i tried to see if i could do something..
then.
*click*
oops.
i cut the supply.
but still turned it on again..
so.
yea.

then went to the corridor to take the fightback scene..
yea.
back to like pretend to hit simon on the head with him boken stick while girlA sits helplessly in foreground..
then got the help girlA up scene..
was there a need to take so many pictures of two hands locked?
.
yea.
simon's instructions.
had to hold her hand.

gee.
then rushed back home..
missed the 74 just when i reached the bus stop..
so i decide to go back to cj first..
took 154 back..
then changed to 156..
then changed to 74..

haha..
may have been longer..
but its been a long time since i took so many buses on purposed XD

yea..
bought lunch..
ate at home..
around 2 already..
bathed..
then rushed off to church..
reach nicely at 331pm according to my watch..

only rene and joshua was there..
bought the stuff up..
then.
started to draw then wooden design.
not nice!
then i just fell asleep on the floor by just lying flat on the floor again like on the road.
heh.
i think like slept for about 10mins++?
no idea how long.
just could hear tania, becca, joshua and rene's voice..

joshua talked about dealing with girls until very pro.
should get him to give a lecture.
.
not that i'm saying i'm good or something..
maybe just like most ordinary guys i think..
but the way he proclaiming his rule of thumb was like.
dot dot dot.
yea.

was quite fun later..
used the table as a huge ruler..
ocd-ed.
sorry. i just wanted it to be nice =P

yea.
poor michael.
i pitied him..
chicken poxes then chicken poxes lor..
i should be getting it sometime..
better earlier than later..
like during promos..
nononono.
don't ever come this year.
2 years from now then come.. ^^
XD

yea.
then was the proper lesson itself.
shall not say much..
other than the creation of the backstage at the back..
other than the weird effects of the twins..
other than playing with the still name-less dog..
other than laughing at louis mistaking cassie as a confirmant..
other than singing horribly for the pope's songs..
other than the awkward arguing of the pope skit thingy..
other than the packing up..
yea.
basically sums up most things that happened.

yea.
then 136-ed home..
i'm serious ok..
i really really really really really really really really really really really got thought of it before..
just that really didn't have chance..
heh.
i want to do that more often!

yea.
then went home..
reached at around 1110..
was ok.
my mum's wasn't home so i didn't get into trouble..
not that my sister cared..
busy playing my psp..
then watched abit tv..
bathed..
watched somemore tv..
ate a bowlfull of icecream..
like.
midnight snack.
super shiok ^^

then sleep.
that's basically it for saturday.
awesome man..

yea.
today.
reached church at like 815..
supposed to meet the twins..
no idea where they were..
call no reply..
so i guess they were in church already..

waited for becca until 830..
was like wondering if i should sms and ask where she was..
if she's inside already probably can't reply..
i think.
yea.
then.
i thought.
maybe roy came..
then dragged her in..
asked alvin..
he say never see..

so.
yea.
assumed so.
starting already..
so just went up..

stopped at the fire extinguisher there at first storey to try and spot roy..
couldn't.
so.
yea.

found marianne and her friend..
sat with them..
joined by nicholas munchkin later..
then becca, ce and agnes came..
chey.

yea.
was quite sleepy..
so conveniently rested my eyes.
heh.

was abit stone by the time mass ended.
went up with the twins to get the projector..
and saw samuel on the way.
quite cute mann..
'where's your class? you know how to go?'
*smiles and walks quickly*
heh.

yea.
then cat class.
interesting.
something about satanism..
yea.

then walked to heartland mall..
and something weird happened..

i cross that the trafficlight to go the the petrol station there..
this weird guy in stained white top and jeans crossed in the opposite direction..
then yea.
means we changed sides of the road to walk in the same direction..

then reached kfc to meet them..
went to do concession..
walked to kovan mrt control station there..
did the concession pass thingy then walked back.

guess what.
this same guy came down from heartland mall side while i was going back up.
*exchanges weird look*

yea.
funny thing was.
we were walking in the opposite direction of the original sides of the road we were once from..
haha..

then kfc.
heh.
i bought chicky meal!
haha..
i think the next counter people were quite amused..

then eat.
fun.
fun.
and fun.

quite up to popular..
lame.
fun.
and funny..

then went to precious thoughts..
what the freak mann..
it was an accident!!
i didn't mean to pull the bear down.
which caused a chain reaction to cause the other 2 bears to fall..
from the top shelf.
i cannot reach la..
my arms long but i'm not monkey ok..
yea..
after the shop attendant came we all quickly escaped..
oops.
XD

yea.
went home soon..
then study..

relatively productive..
quite happy.

yea.
nice week.
keep it going.

welcome the world youth day people back!
we miss you!
XD

let's go welcome them in changi airport..

i think they're in the midst of flying back now..
yay!

back to studying.
gambatte!
jia you!
study study hard too!
:)

BYE!~

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