Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Saturday, June 21, 2008
sigh. long time no blog. lazy blog long long one LAAA. got blog happi le ok! mmm. lets start wif last week.
um, last tue? took bus to msia ~.~... went to the the beach road area take bus. reach there at 9pm. they say will delay until 11!... wth LOL. den i started sms-ing people. like um... eunice um jehanne um um um AHH cannot remember LOL.
aniwae, the bus came at 10:40PM. :)... earlier den expected. went up the bus. my seat number was 7 o.o... aniwae, was hoping the bus got some gals can talk to. GOT IS GOT LA... either under age or over age.
wthbbqsauce! T_T... blehXx. den go up bus. sms goodbyes ~.~... blah. den clear sg custom no signal le LOL.
clear msia custom den decided to go to slp. slp slp slp. 1st stop wake up go down toilet. saw er 4got wat JC people. i tink its VJC -.-?... ODAC de. nvr sae anithin.
go bak up bus continue orh orh. den next stop, DID NOT WANT TO GO DOWN DE. the bus driver SHOUT " OK BREAK 10MINS!" i jerked up from my chair -.-... scare me.
den i slowly take my time go down. my mom and sis infront go down le. my bro , father and me 1min later den go down. go down that time saw my sister running crying towards my mother abt 10meters away from the bus.
wonder what happened right? =x... i went closer den saw the toilet alot of those light bugs thingy. those got light den will attract. ITS HELL LOT. OMG!!! SHOULD HAV TAKEN PIC LA. until i stun lol. driver say is mating season. looks like they are working hard. *raises eye brow.
mmm... asked my mother what happened. my mother say she ask my sis choing in, den she will folo. hoping inside wil lhav lesser caz outside really alot. BUt INSIDE MORE LOL. DEN MY SIS RUN IN HALF WAY U TURN COME OUT ROFL ROFL. =x... i m abit evil but yea.
went in use the toilet =S... alot of bugs climbing around blehXx. den my bro. dunno he guy or gal -_-... got bug on him like wan scream liddat zz. i used my bare hands helped him killed 8 LOL.
=/... blah. went up the bus. continue slp-ing. next stop was at petrol station use toilet. nth much interesting expect there was a grasshopper on the handle.
around 8 reached the jetty. the jetty so high tech sia LOL. i m being sacrastic. its like... a wooden table there. some benches. the shelter majiam those a zoo one. only bigger -_-... SAW ALOT ALOT ALOT OF GALS =S... rofl LOL.
but blah was not interested. ~.~... ok fine abit. but thats not the point. btw, pictures i will upload next time now not really in the mood to do so xD...
reach jeety. boat at 9:30. so stone abit. WA KAO! U NOE THE BOAT RIDE. INSIDE NO SPACE so me and my father sit outside wif 2 other people. NOISY LIKE HELL!. i even took a vid. lol. next time let u all hear how noisy! omg. the best part is i managed to fell asleep LOL. i was so tired.
i tink i slept for like 10mins den suddenly the noise gotten louder dne i woke up. some boat personal came to check the engine -.-.. zz nvm. den reach there le lo. the boat ride was 1hr O_O. btw, the bus ride was 12 hrs.
LOL. z.z... reach there um... got briefing de LOL. redang island O_O... the person teaching us was like funny lol. lazy to elaborate -.-... reach there. check in. eat lunch.
i dunno is i hungry or what. but it was dam delicious xP... LOL... eat finish went to borrow snorkeling gear. the purpose of the trip is to go there to snorkel xD... went snorkeling. pics next time upload xP.... fed fishes wif bare hands. drank alot of sea water. =S...
xP... went psat swimming pool that time nose almost bleed =x... finish snorkeling went back hotel den go eat dinner. dinner finish went play pool xD... father realise i had been playin pool and scolded me and banned me from playin pool -.-.. haven played pool since. SIANs. =/...
finish go bak hotel orh orh. next day morning wake up. 9:30 also hav snorkeling. there we took pics and stuff xD... there ALOT ALOT OF FISHES WOR. summore quite big. veri scary.
got 200,000 fishes there. O_O"""... blah. den finish go bak eat lunch den afternoon go snorkeling again. lol. i tink thats abt all what we did lo snorkeling and snorkeling. OH YA. after that day snorkeling we went to the beach! i at there build a heart :D... msn dp for quite awhile.
was veri happy wif the heart. a couple even approached me to ask me if can take pic of the heart xD... really lo. i 1st time do such things wif sand. but someone said it was nth. HOR FIONA.
den went and play wif the waves xD... so fun. sit down there wait the wave come and hit me =x... yes kenneth. keep ur comments -.-... finish went eat den went bak hotel. xD... fri came and it was time to go home. same things like how we came lo. only this one in the day.
reached singapore at around 8-9pm if i remembered correctly. PICS WILL BE POSTED THE NEXT TIME! sigh. den WW3 at my hse caz parents fought. nvm 4get it past le xD... but i rememebered i slept at 4am.
den saturday and sunday. came. sat i tink i was playin maple. OK I M WAS SO BORED THAT I PLAYED MAPLE OK!... excuses. but thats not the point :P... sunday went celebrate papa day o.o... weeeeeee
den mondae came. went out wif 6 people to pulau ubin cycling. namely me, evans, yonghua, ruth, guiling,yk, i4got his name =x... feel so bad. cannot rememeber lol. suppose to meeet at the the the tampinies mrt at 10am. 8:20 yong hua sms me say he reaching. -.- i was like wth LOL.i reached around 9:45.
we ate breakfast and waited for the rest. den 6 of us came except evans. so the 6 of us sit down at kopitiam wait. den got 1 bird fly in. guiling was like WOW A BIRD IN A SHOPPING CENTRE! SO COOL. we were like stunned o.o...
LOL. she happy over such things dam funny la. the best part is we were going cycling and she dunno that =x... um reached the jetty . the price gone up to $2.50 per person o.o... but we got 7 only so boat the book for $30 T_T... money gone LOL. rent a bike for $8 o.o... and off we went! cycled for like 3 hrs.
in that 3hrs a few things happened. yonghua's hp flew out and broke into many many pieces LOL. oh ya, guiling and yk shared a couple bike ^.^... LOL poor yk. =S... den evans and yonghua keep disturb them LOL. =/...
we stopped at 1 part got sell drinks de. got wild boar. gui ling say the boar smaller den her. -_-... it was like big LOL. she nid eye check up =x... aniwae we took alot of pics there. NEXT TIME UPLOAD! hehe...
mmm. after 3 hrs. we went and drink coconut. SO NICEEEEEEEEE~ =x... um den we went to watch movie at E! centre? its down town de. watched shaolin girls. it was 16 june when we watched and the TV put only out when 19 june. dun ask me why xD... the show ok ok la. quite nice. den by that time finish 6 plus le LOL
i was abit rush caz meeting justin, pf and evelyn for dinner. so i went off first. i got lost -.-... somehow i took a bus, went past 8-10 bus stops and ended up back at the opposite side of the bus stop which i took LOL.
it was a loop bus. blah. nvm. den reach interchange dunno how to go kovan LOL. asked a bus driver there. den he taught me :D... took 81 to justin hse. reach le buy KFC O_O... blah.
went his hse to eat. eat eat eat den sit down watch "so u tink u can dance?" LOL.
watch awhile den went downstiars the play ground to slack. at there got 1 group of 4 gals 1 guy. 2 gals come to me and ask. issit ok if u help us take a pic mah? i replied no its not ok =x... but i still say but i will still help u all take LOL.
went there was someone bdae oo. wished that person happibdae. dunno who the hell bdae juz wished LOL. =S... den went bak to the trio. we took some pics at the play ground. YES YES UPLOAD NEXT TIME.
den when leave that time i shouted by to that group lol. they shout bak xD... k den reach home. bath. BOOM! SLP IN 30 SECS. LOL. dam tired
tue morning met beverly and brandon. SEE KENNETH. I M BZ! not dun wan blog xD... aniwae, we met up at BK! me and brandon went to far east plaza to take dance pants while ber stayed at wheelock de BK. reach there the auntie say not ready yet. -.-..
but ask us try see got anithin wrong or not. i tried mine. OMG CANNOT PULL AL THE WAY UP LOL. -.-.. the auntie took wrong. mine is number 3 she took 13 O_O... den ok lo. mine can xD... she ask us go bak on sat.
den ok lo no choice. went bak to BK slack around inside until 12. den we went to ngee ann to wait for brandon to finish his project lol.
b4 that we met up wif violet :D... shes quite a nice gal. =P... looks quite cute to me =x... beverly if ur reading this . dun say anithin -.-... was watching brandon's group film production. he was like "faster go to the rape scene, i wan see LOL." brandon such a person? wow LOL.
den watch finish brandon pang seh violet to meet up wif his other group -.-.. no choice folo brandon lol. den at there met pris, matt and 1 more gal 4got her name lol. they 4 do project while me and beverly slacked at another table.
she was like want to listen to romeo and juliet that song in chinese de. den duet. omg LOL. she noe lyrics here and there only rofl. we duet in ourspace AHHAHA scared sing too loud also -.-
by the time they finish was around 3 :20 den we went west mall to watch movie. watched narnia -.-... stupid show =x... hehe. pris wanted to watch de zzz. lol. den finish le me and brandon go bak sch while pris, matt and beverly went home. me and brandon got dance sport lol.
den we dance until around 10 den go home. when i go up bus 105 that time, i fell down. -.-... i was like I M OK I M OK! =/... the bus driver was stunned other people also stand up see lol. den i went sit down. realise was pain like hell. i fell down on my shin area den it was bleeding xD...
when i reached home i bath that time pain like hell sia. lol. when applying medi that time was on phone wif jehanne rofl... lol. she was like FASTER PUT LA lol.
den wed come. wed at around 3pm met louis and justin at j8. i went to make my contact lens. we went to eat bachor meeeee ~.~ HOT SIA T_T.. i drank 2 cups of lime juice lol. xD... den finish we went to play arcade.
played a new game called midnight maximum tune 3. was veri fun. now addicted le LOL.
den finish went home. oh ya, b4 the bachor mee, we went to take our sing pass :)... for NS deferment. reach home. played abit of maple. sleep.
thur came. thur i was like kinda at home until 6pm. go for dance sport at ngee ann. dance for around 2 hrs plus den went to eat supper wif don, neresa, melissa and joseph. xD... we eat and chit chat until around 10:15pm lol. den i took bus 52 wif neresa while the rest took 74 to dover mrt.
on the bus when reached her stop, neresa went down.. den reached bishan i went down. I WAITED 23MINS FOR BUS 58! WTH LOL. stupid bus so long.
den on fri morning went to macritchie reservior to do morning walk wif justin lol. den met brenda at j8. i went to played that game again xD... when eating lunch half way. han sen calle dme -.-.. he was at the next table LOL.
after 5mins louis came. den 1 gal stood infront of me. like ah lian sia she. =S
realised was germaine -.-.. my pri sch fren LOL. she was wif louis and 2 other people last night drinking OMG LOL. =S... den eat le shop around at cold storage wif jutsin and brenda until brenda's fren came. den me and justin went home. we went to collect my specs den go home le.
at the bus stop still met jia xin LOL. pri sch fren also zzz. so many lol. reach home slack slack maple sleep.
todae sat. was waiting in the morning for neresa's sms to go far east plaza. realised she pang seh me and went there alrdy -.-.. so i went alone. at there met joseph, hendrick and terrence. they also went to collect dance pants. like me :D...
after that went out wif joseph and herdrink to city hall play half an hr of lan LOL. den went home. reach home stone, maple until now. den blog lo.
thats about all la. i hope this post wins kenneth -.-.. FOR THE FIRST TIME %@#!$! lol.
ok peeps! pics will be up soon. i hope. lol aniwae. lets do the thingy kenneth posted O_O.
name: stenphel
sisters: 1 younger
brothers: 1 younger
shoe size: 3 pairs.. lazy see.
height: 17x? dunno. never measure for long time le
where do you live: serangoon MUAHAHAHA favourite drinks: um lime juice, soya bean, rose syrup wif milk. the banduang? LOL and teh si!
favourite breakfast: i also like ceral o.o... snow flakes!
have you ever been on a plane?: i m not as lame as someone -.-.. yea been on a few. recent one was to china?
swam in the ocean: sentosa, east coast, redang island, desaru. thats about it
fell off your chair: got ar. LOL. sat on 2 legs -.-
sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: yes also fell asleep. standard la.
saved e-mails: 2 only :P
what is your room like: like WW3 battle field LOL
what's right beside you: as i said. WW3 battle field. wallet, phone, handphone, mouse, mousepad, watch, coins, photoframe, 1 book, spectacle box, 1 empty box, speaker and 1 oreo wrapper LOL.
what is the last thing you ate: OREO! =x... LOL.
ever had chicken pox: yup, when i was 6?
sore throat: cannot remember lol. wat kind of qn is this -.-....
stitches: u stiche but i penguin sia -.- how LOL.
broken nose: dun hav and intend to hav one. do you believe in love at first sight: yea but think its rather unbelievable lol. more like crushes.
like picnics: woo jio me out!
who was/were the last person/people you danced with?: um. melissa caz shes my dance mate, neresa for fun. and xin xin also for fun lol.
you last yelled at: my bro. he was in the other room. was calling for him =x. LOL.
today did you talk to someone you like: no? i dun really like anyone atm. family members counted mah? XD
get sick: yes~ got ulcer. dunno counted or not. as in now la. last time sick alot.
talk to an ex: never even had a gf b4. and STILL AVAIABLE !!! lol.
miss someone: yup. alot lol.
eat: juz eat la -.-.. WEIRD QUESTION AGAIN!
do you sleep with stuffed animals: nope~... unless some gal buy me one :P
what's under your bed: its empty!. cool right lol
who do you really hate: u think my char will hate people? actually hav LOL. not telling :P
what time is it now?: 11:05pm random: is there a person who is on your mind now: no? do you have any siblings: zzz again?
do you want children: OF COURSE <3>
do you smile often: infact, 90% of the time u see me. i will be smiling lol.
do you like your hand-writing: nope. ugly LOL
are your toe nails painted: har? for what o.o
whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: nothing suspicious until marriage :)... yea right. who am i kidding ><>
what color shirt are you wearing now: dark blueeeeeeeeeee
what were you doing at 7:00 pm yesterday: huh 7pm... at home? maple? LOL
i can't wait till: school starts! lol
when did you cry last: the night my parents fought o.o
are you a friendly person: quite a lot lol. until people started to pick on me -_-... sad right
do you have any pets: um no. wanna be mine? :P
where is the person you have feelings for right now?: no1 la. SINGLE!. i forsee kenneth's status as (in a relationship) in 1 month time. :P
did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: uh. that would be melissa. and no =S...
do you sleep with the TV on?: nope i dun lol.
what are you doing right now?: this weird thing. and maple later f3. LOL
have you ever crawled through a window?: no. and dun intend to. KENNETH CHEN SHI AN! O_O...
can you handle the truth?: nope. so dun tell me. *hint hint*
are you too forgiving?: i usually 4get things the next day. including what i learn in sch LOL.
are you closer to your mother or father?: same la same la.
who was the last person you cried in front of?: uh. family :)
how many people can you say you've really loved?: family, uh, frens~ no more?
do you eat healthy?: nonononoo NONONONO NONONONONO!!! LOL
do you still have pictures of you and your ex?: NO GF b4 LA DEY! dun rub it in =(.
have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: like alot of times? if you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: SIANG LING~ :D... my pal ! know her for 11 years le :D.
are you loud or quiet most of the time?: FREAKIN NOISY lol.
are you confident?: scale of 1-10 8? xD...
5 things I was doing 10 years ago: i dun look bad. i look ahead =P... to be honest, i 4got LOL
5 jobs I've had:
tutor. when i was better in my studies lol.
shop assistant. at my father's video shop =x.
sakae sushi waiter. THAT WAS LIKE DAM FUN ! pity they renovated and changed some of the staff. so i quit xD.