Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Monday, June 23, 2008
Jeez.. What a way to start school after June again.. screwing up me 1st paper already.. %#$&^*
H2 Econs phail alr lah.. Mugged and have no bloody idea what I'm reading about.. Then come to exam see all the questions.. Doesn't look too hard. Thus beginning what I keep doing in (almost..) each exam.
Writing all the bloody side notes and points.. lalalala... check watch.. 20mins alr. Finish the paper already (so-called) Then start putting them in "I-bulshit-my-answers-so-they-seem-cheem" format. Finish Paper 1 qn 1a... Happy happy... Writing 1b.. Maths problem arise.. cannot remember wat the example lecture notes give.. Found out eventually. Conclude it.. DONE!
Left like 30+mins.. Start on Paper 2 Case-study.. dadadadada... Finish like 1/2 of it already.. "You have 15mins left, and nobody is allowed to go toilet.".. What the hell.. Cannot drink water still need go toilet meh? .. Doing 2nd last question.. ZOMG!? Less than 5 min left.. *choing*.. FINISH!
"Stop writing.. Teachers, please collect the scripts.."
Look at my work.. Paper 1 Question 1.. Paper 1 Question 4... .... ....
Question 4... ...
QUESTION 4?!?!?! WTF?!!! NEVER DO!!!
*Looks at question paper. See question 4 with all the point-form ans... Fux...*
45 mins later (collecting all the scripts, teachers VERY productive...)
Discussing with Yi Xi about Econs.. Start crapping about spending holidays.. Then..
"Soo Zhi Yong... 1T10... Only 1 script? Oh.. ok."
Give the teacher at the PA 1 big freaking grin (brave front).. Chee byez.. Omigawd.. 80 -25m= 55m left..
I can only -15 for error at e max.. Sht... Probably can't pass the Mid-Yr papers I've alr done.. again...
EPIC PHAIL!!!
Thou shall drown thyself in wanton sorrows..
Lit.. finish it how long ago already.. *depression*.. Think I'll phail that too... Geog tomorrow.. Only touched the surface.. must not emo......"orz
I can't keep doing this..
Really sick of those hypocrites that say they never study..
Fux...
I just can't be my true self in public. Being retarded (with my brother).. I want to BE me, to fit in.. to not feel left out.. but I just cant.. I'm afraid.. I want to be treated differently but I just cant bring myself to do it.. I don't want to be seen differently to some people.. Will I appear better or worse to them?.. I hate my quiet unapproachable appearance.. I can't communicate well with others.. I dunno what to talk to them, I just recognize them.. Why does it take so much time to finally break this exterior once in a while? Why do I keep smiling?.. Can I really clear JC1 or am I just wasting 1 year of my life? ..
This stuff's getting depressing.. I'm ending this post here. ODAC June Expedition will have to wait.. Once exams are over I'll post the memorables.. Likewise for the quiz.. Sorry. =(