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26/09/1991
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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Wednesday, June 11, 2008


i won't blog about the camp..
maybe next time..
if i feel like it that's is..

feeling pretty confused.. vexed.. emo.. fuzzy.. all screwed up in me now..

it happened..
not the way i expected..
totally hit me off guard..

it started with last night..

andre msn-ed me..
asking if i was free..
saying he wanted to have a word with me..

i dread him whenever he speaks like this..
from past experience..
it was always about her..

he asked me to promise i would speak the truth..
i did.. rather awkwardly..
then he hit me with the question..
"do you like her?"
oh god..
i promised..
and i think its about time to let it out after bottling it up after 1-2months..
"yea"
"seriously?"
"yes.."

goodness..
he gave me advice..
saying i should talk to her..
'cos the current state we are leaving it in is hurt both parties..

he also said we are making tongues wag with our actions together..
i know that..
but we just don't care..

the told me to talk to her..
and think about what we will do after talking..

i don't know..
really..

i have never gotten this far..
and i'm afraid..

after andre left to watch soccer..
i msn-ed her..
and ivy.. and ce.. and simon.. and alvin..

then we started the bomb game online on msn..
passing the bomb from one window to another..
then we decided to make a mass conversation.. and play the bomb game..

i'm glad i did that..
inviting 16 people in total to play..
it was total madness..
and she was really happy..
i was glad..

after getting off the computer after getting her to sleep..
i couldn't sleep..
the word's of andre keep rebounding up down and everywhere inside my mind..
i played psp in the dark..
couldn't concentrate..
stopped at 2am after my eyes got really tired..

still couldn't sleep..
took me really long..


today was tuition..
tuition was ok..
a little awkward though..
i could visualise what i wanted to do and say..
but i couldn't do it..
i'm just..
worried..

i'm worried i would scare her..
i'm worried i would cause her to shun me..
i'm worried i would lose her..

after tuition she walked me down to the bus stop..
i still managed to make it an enjoyable walk..

at the bus stop..
she hit me totally off guard..

"do you know one of my kids asked me in the camp if we were dating?"
"huh.."

then..
"amanda lee and cassie.. during the camp.. say i was super obvious.."
"uh huh.."

then..
i couldn't believe it..
she was the one who made the first move..
she moved closer to me and asked me..
"ok.. do you like me?"
"oh god.. yea.."

then..
"i like you too.."

oh man.
it totally didn't go according to what i thought..
it was like totally awkward..
and i could sense the guy also at the bus stop around 1m away from us inching away..
thanks..

then..
i told her andre was discussing with me..
and she said andre did to her too..
oh man.. andre..


then..
she asked me what i wanted to do..
i didn't know..

then i told her to go..
just in case her mother starts imagining things..
then..

just when i called home to say i'm coming back..
she called..

"ok i'm going to say this.. i totally like you and i'm crazy over you.."
oh my god..
i..
i said i was too..
she was around 150m away..
stopped walking..

after some trouble..
i said see first.. and just keep it like this first until after exams..
i don't want to cause her to screw up her studies just for me..

oh god..
help me..

stenphel.. why ain't you here when i needed my best friend to talk to?

BYE!~

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