Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Hullo everybody!!! Doodz is here again. Have to make this simple becoz' I'll die tmr if I dun get enough sleep... June XP is T-minus less than 24 hrs. away.
Yellow-yellow-dirty-fellow ah.. Your last post is very looooooooooong... *great emphasis* Read till can die one... But at least you're in a much better state than me in CJC. Havent touched any books yet and it's already 2nd week of June [ending somemore sia.. (=_=) ] See all the muggers in CJC make me feel DAMN guilty and i wanna punch them... (only some ... and not until they die lah but you know what I mean.) Sianz.. Have to chiong after coming back from June Expedition.
Speaking of CJC, let me get this straight! Nobody in CJC understands the term "GST" (aka. Grand Stand Torture) unless they do it ODAC-stylez. Trust me 110% on this one. Grand Stand Torture is just climbing up Grand Stand (you know, the stadium steps etc. yada-yada) and going down completely. If you thought doing 50 is damn hard, wait till you try 100 ODAC GSTs with a twist. Just did it on Wed evening. The catch is that for each GST you do, u have to carry a backpack. Simple lahrz.. 1 backpack only (add-ons).. 1 Deuter backpack only... 1 Deuter GOBI 55+10 backpack only.. 1 Deuter GOBI 55+10 Backpack with 8 1.5litre bottles inside only... No big deal.. 18kg only.. Get my point??? =P My quadriceps are numb. [Listening to 'Numb and 'Bleed it Out' Linkin' Park soundtrack currently] After doing less than 10, the boundary that separates the men from the boys will be extremely clear. Don't believe? Go try carrying 18kg up and down, and this means NO TAKING A BREAK UNTIL YOU FINISH 10 MINIMUM! REST ALSO CANNOT BE MORE THAN 2 MINUTES! >=D
I'm excited and nervous about this June XP right now... I have to be responsible for my group and my batch. Hopefully, I won't let them down. I have to put in a lot of effort to prevent that. I'm leaving Marsling MRT station in the evening. (Wanna see me off? =P *kiddings* It's not worth your time... seriously..) Ain't gonna blog till 6 days of Expedition is over. Can't wait, but I still need to remind myself to study after this. 1 week to juggle 3 H2s and a few other H1 subjects. Still must catch up on PW also.. I feel that I'm still not putting enough effort into it. Have to discuss next time. =(...................z................z............z.............z........ .........................Z..............................Z .............Z..............Z Need to go catch some zzZZ now. ~ Goodnitez ~ [or should it be Good Mornin'? =) ]