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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Friday, June 6, 2008


hihihi. i shall post what happened for the past 2 days :D... 2days ago was kinda cool yea. went to sch at around 9am. met up wif nick at underpass. den we went to blk 7 level 4. to meet the EECAD teacher, mrs ng -.-.. down there we met fang yuen, hui shan, hui xiang, eunice, zhu hao, wen jie and tricia. when i submit, mrs ng say my reading put wrong. WTHBBQSAUCE. i must redo the wohle thing. end up only hui shan and eunice pass the 1st round













den we all decided to go out. except fang yuen. she say she tired o.o... den the 7 of us took bus 154 to JP! :D... in the bus talk and talk. i walk around like my room liddat. xD... finally reached. guess what we ate? SWENSENS!!! LOL. i ordered dunno what princely chicken. TOOK LONG ENUFF. hui xiang finish 3/4 of his fish and chips den mine come -_-... we took some pics yea.







zhu hao!
wen jie + tricia. nice combi.
HAO GE AND DA JIE DA hui shan
NICK the pea brain. dunno staring at which gal. (s*r*h)?
eunice look dam fierce right lol.
HUI XIAN! i mean hui XIANG! XD
hui xiang + me
EUNICE's creation LOL.flag wif veges. o.o...







After eating, wen jie went home. so left 6 of us went pool lol. we went to the jurong entertainment centre caz we realise JP no pool -.-... here are some pics of the pool :)...

this is hao ge. the pro. wif my hand.
look like couple right! LOL. huishan + zhu hao.
Pro in action.
Noob in action.
ahahaha. me + huishan + haoge behind. xP



wooo. nic LOL... wonder what he staring o.o =x

Pro no.2 in action
THe pro again.
pRo number 3!
3 Pros + 1 noob =X...
Keep rolling rolling rolling.






see. play until bored sia someone.




blah. den went home and do EECAD -.-... that one choing from 6:30 all the way until 1:30am. den wake up at 5:30am to do again until 8am. go sch from 9am. was around 9:45 when i talked to berverly on msn. she was like 15metres away from me. LOL. so i went to join her and do hw. dun even noe what she was doing. she was swearing most of the time =X... LOL... den her fren amanda come join us. followed by brandon xD... do until 11:00am. den huixiang come and help me xD... den 11:30am help jehanne to act in dunno what project. xD... while nick and huixiang help me do LOL. the fliming was quite fun. even got 1 pic :P...

cough. on the left is canadia. my acting wife and me the husband LOL. the story is about this woman jenny, having an affair wif jeff( NICK LOL )... den after a couple of things happen. jenny ditched jeff and went bak to ian(me) MUAHAHAHA. nick got dumped =x.
random shots. jehanne eating. she ate like alot of things lol. den got 1 scene of the movie. she took out a wang wang wrapper O_O. she say she did not eat that todae. OMG LOL.
wahaha. i took jehanne's shades to play. lol



btw, some details of the filiming. while i was acting. nick and huixiang helped me finished my EECAD's vias. THX tHX THX to the both of dem lol. if dun hav them, i m prolly screwed xD... during acting was fun la. but got some NG. =x... i can say lines half way started laughing. xD... den also got this idiot who keep whisitling -.-... interuppted the acting. oh well. o.o...






when act finish was around 2:40. I WAS SUPPOSE TO MEET LI TENG AT 2:30 LOL. den i faster choing to blk 7 room4 again to let mrs ng check wif nick. pai seh pang seh huixiang and khai T_T... den at there i check finish i pang seh nick, zhu hao and tricia. SRY AR GUYS lol. den faster choing to SP. den li teng complain say 2 buses passed after i sent the msg sayin i was coming LOL. reached sp den saw her =x... den took mrt to doby. saw winston+fiona. the couple xD.. offical one seh. mai play play. shes taken =( LOL. i bet she will read this later.




aniwae. tgt wif li teng went to careefour? carfour? carefour? BLAH... the big supermarket in plaza sing. i went to buy lollipops for wei jie. it was his bdae xD... met up wif sebas, kt and his 2 frens ester and and and terrance or darrence LOL. 4got =x... um still got got got got... got got got... got who ar. eh... me, liteng, sebas, kt, winston, fiona, ester, d/t a/errance... issit 8 only? LOL.. aniwae. they all from singapore poly. only me from ngee ann :D. li teng bought wei jie a cake o.o... ONE SLICE of cake. =D... oreo cheese cake. CHEEEEEEEEEEESE. ~.~.... OREOOOOOOO. dang. i wan eat T_T...




aniwae, we wet to kopitiam to eat. all of us except wei jie yet. den eat half way, REALISE WE PANG SEH WEI JIE AHAHAHA. den li teng wan go meet him first. den i faster eat my BEEF NOODLES and go tgt wif her. wei jie is blind. me and li teng 15 metres away from him he also cannot see -_-... summore no people infront. den wei jie say haven eat lunch. so we went paradise centre eat mac. ONLY HIM EAT.


blah. den play pool. WOOHOO ytd so on form. its my 8th time playin pool. so fun. i actually won a few games. xD... won KT won the rrence guy won liteng + kt blah blah blah. wooohooo. also got lose -.-... SHHH thats not the point.


play finish le den all go bak to plaza sing. but b4 that, winston zhao go meet his fren. WA LAO WINSTON. PANG SEH UR FIONA. den fiona like so sian liddat. den she play rubic cube... see below pic. her "completed" rubic cube. its the pro angle of photography. =x...

den after that, we all went bak to plaza sing to eat. yoshinoya! wei jie eating.
wei jie eating part 2.
me eating. i saw it ok!! see my eyes.

this is the cake wif the candle wif imginary flame xD



VIDEO AT YOSHINOYA LOL.


woo. eat le go toast box becuz ester wanna eat that. so the rest of us buy water. i bought big gulp! $1.60 owns KT's $.130 LOL. i shared wif weijie + fiona. 3 people 1 cup. sweet or not LOL. oh ya... when i buy the yoshinoya, it was $6.20. den i gif the cashier $10. she ask i got $0.20 or not. i say have. den she say nvm nvm... end up all gimme 10 cent coins WTH LOL... see below. it was during the travellator up den i put and take a pic xD...
mmm... oh ya. during pool i saw tian long. and during at toast box i saw PK XD... so qiao lol.den after the drinks we went home. when board the mrt, i juz realised we nvr really took pics. darn LOL... nvm next outing :).. i was the only person stayin at purple line -_-. oh... i 4got to add in that li teng left at 6pm. when at the pool that time. SHE GOT CREFEW LOLOLOLOL. dun even noe i spell correct or not. DUN CARE LA its a blog xD.. .not compo ( HINT HINT KENNETH DUN POST SO LONG ).


reach home around 10:10pm. bath den go msn. talk less den 15mins wan go slp le. fell asleep within 30secs on bed lol. shows how tired i am.


todae wake up. father say wan bring us go eat at central. WOOHOO.. was raining though. i ordered minc meat noodles. eat half way. GOT COCKROACH CLIMB UP MY LEG T_T... until my thighs there. kao lol. was shocked but nvr scream and SHOT OOK FIONA. -.-... and no its not my pet jehanne. -_-.... AND I SWORE I BATHED THIS MORNING. =/... i tink thats about all. i juz finished watching balls of fury. lame show la. but lame people like me should watch hor? MAKE IT MORE LAME. lol


k la. veri long post liao. FIRST TIME WILL WIN KENNETH... due to photos... but thats not the point caz i still tin ki will lose LOL. BLAH... OK PEOPLE WHO READ THIS PLEAEEEEEEEE TAAAAAAG!


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