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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Friday, May 23, 2008


Hmm.. test test.. i wonder if this colour's nice
or this
test test.. haha.. cannot see i'm typing now..
=/
highlight highlight =DD
sorry random

ok.. blogging for the first time ever.. feeling kinda weird
hehe.. shall blog on whatever havppened today..

woke up at 7.30am today..
snoozed all the way to 8.. then my mother came in to drag me up
today was H1 Geography paper.. i think i kinda screwed up..

not good.. .. ok.. wait.. kinda irritating needing to highlight over and over again just to see if i have any typo errors.. ok.. back to black first.. temporarily..

yea..

wanted to study the rock weathering chapter.. or rather chapters..
i kinda don't like rocks.. doesn't really make sense..
why on earth are we studying those hard rocks and how they form and break down??
stupid.

ended up.. erm..
playing computer.. hehe.. was supposed to be studying the lecture powerpoint downloaded from
COL@C.. then just used it as a cover.. miniclip! =DD

yea.. ended up just skimming through the notes..
i was hoping for rocks to come out in question 3.. the question of either and or to choose from..
guess what? it did come out in question 3..

*rebecca is going all !? you got a blog? on msn now..*

anyways.. yea.. it did come out.. i was like
WOO! lucky boy
then i looked up.. and saw the data given for question 2.. (which is a complusory question along with question 1)
rock cycle -.-

i was like.. stunned.. right.. lucky your head la

so i just.. Ah.. just whack la.. so i got down to work at question 1
it was about earthquakes.. and gave a data on all the epicentres for the past 20+ years..
kinda obvious what they were.. the pacific ring of fire, mid-atlantic ridge.. the 3rd on i have no idea what's the proper name..

so..
whack whack whack! smack smack smack!

and i spotted the error which my lecturer told the geog students.. i was like
cool. i'm sharp for once

then i skipped question 2.. hopped onto question 3..
chose either.. away for the dumb rock thingie..

the question was 2 parts.. the first part was easy.. draw with diagrams and explain the landforms of converging margins.. 9 marks.. i think i can get at least 6 from there..

part b was the one that got me scratching my head and my head behind me was like..
oi.. K.C.. you dropping hair already la..

yea.

the question was.. explain the problems face in managing an environment prone to tectonics hazards.. 16 marks..

first. the question didn't make sense to me.. environment? should it be like land or area or something?

yea..

then i just.. heck la.. faster.. later no time for the retarded rock thingie
so i went to write all about earthquakes and all the problems in managment of the hazard..
wrote like 1 1/2 pages on it.. then i stop. i asked
wait..
16 marks question write all about earthquakes? sure or not..
then i didn't know.. so just continue..
i think until brain juice drying up already then went on to question2 to attack it with 40 minutes left
not bad.. pacing quite good this time round..

then i demolished part b.. part a anyhow write.. 'cos like duh. never read how to name the 3 examples of rocks?

part c was like.. explain how sedimentary rocks and metamorphic rocks melt with the aid of diagram(s)
i was like.. since when did we learn that? melt? 'cos hot? 'cos pressure?
..
i was like..
forget it.. i rather go save the 16 marks then die at this 3 marks one

then i went back to qn 3..
my lecturer then said..
everyone.. please take note.. you have 5 minutes left.. 5 minutes left..
then
i saw the light.
tectonic hazards..
TECTONIC HAZARDS!!!????
all along i have been writing about earthquakes and wondering why the paper don't have volcanos..
so.. yea.. you can guess it..
volcano hazard management issues!!
so.
chiong ar!!!!

*rebecca is asking me for this blog now.. i tell her find herself =/*

yea..
so..
kinda managed to write another half a page..
so ended up writing 3 pages only for 25 marks question..
the last time i wrote my 25 marks tutorial and got 19 for it i wrote 4 1/2 pages..
but 'cos got lecture notes to copy from what =X

yea.
screwed

on to other things after the paper..
it was only 1 1/2 hours.. was held back by the weird history tutor for making 'excessive' noises
so left the auditorium extension at around 3.45 only..
yea.
auditorium.. its like.
finally can do exam in air-con!

was supposed to wait for rebecca to finish her paper..
she was in the auditorium main doing her H1 econs paper..
supposed to go frisbee
andre came to fetch us..
at 4.15

by 4.30.. the people have yet to be release..
so i and ivy poked our heads at the doors to see
and saw her class staring at me..
they were like.. grinning..
"hey.. kenneth' s there.. quick.. tell her he's here"
i withdrew my head slowly

then like after 10 minutes they finally got released..
the effect was quite nice.. when the teacher said
"ok you may go"
everyone rose almost uniformly..
i was like..
"ivy.. better move out of the way.. incoming.."

we all ran/walked out to find andre's car in the carpark
saw one similar car..
rebecca waved at it..
and felted stupid after i said..
"oi.. wrong car la.."
next car -.-

yea..
as usual.. andre drove like a crazy man again..
seatbeats once again became our best friends..
well
almost..
'cos none of us sitting behind belted up
rebecca was sitting in the centre, i was to her right, ivy on her left
anton was in front.

*swerve to the left* (imagine what happened yourself)

yea. went to the park
started off..
rebecca changed in the car..
so obviously i was ejected from the car..
was asked to collect the water bottles when i walked to the tree to meet everyone
walked back
rebecca just finished changing..
locked the car door..
i said to needed to collect the water..
she tried to open to door.. but turned to key in the wrong direction..
no open..
i took the key
was like saying..
how difficult is it to open a car door..
guess what..
some idiot turned the wrong direction too..
yea..
finally after 20 seconds i unlocked the car
got the water done and frisbee!!!

played 5 on 4..
my team consisted of gene, michelle(former cj frisbee queen), justin, rebecca and me
we played against andre, roy, rene and anton..
ivy went home first..
nicholas joined us later soon..
so it evened out to 5 on 5..

then ivy came..
and rebecca had to go..
for some birthday party.. i think..
so ivy replaced her..

we were leading 6-5 then if i remember correctly..
then continued.. and i kinda injured myself ahead of our frisbee match against acts2..
(michelle by the way is in acts2.. joined us for training only)
heh.. i kinda misthrew..
michelle as usual could catch it..
but lost possession on her throw itself..
roy threw on low one to andre who already was in the zone to score..
i was supposed to be marking him..
lost him for a second..
he dived(as usual) like a goalkeeper..
he fumbled..
i was like accelerating to give a last ditch attempt to intercept..
ended up running straight at andre on the grass..
hopped out of the way..
then.
lost balance on my jump..
didn't land the way i wanted..
my body was like diagonal to the right like \
my left ankle was /..
so..
imagine..
\
\
/
yea.
now my ankle still hurts..
heh.. they broke game to give me first aid..
sprayed salon plus.. cooling..
and continued..

lol

what happened next i shan't say..
'cos i was like sprinting around like a national sprinter..
everyone was like asking..
are you really injured?
yea! it was just cooling what.. so can endure pain =/

yea.. soon rebecca left.. ivy came in..

we then played another round.. totally got crushed, sat on, squished, like nobody's business..

we stopped again when another collision happend..
and guess what.. rebecca came back..
like..
okay..
her mother i think disallowed her to go for the party.. but allowed her to continue frisbee..
uh huh?..

yea..

played cj vs the rest..
R.I nicholas joined in by then..

we were like playing 12-8
and we fast losing momentum..
i was slowly slowing down..

then i did the usual counter attack long throw over to rebecca..
she tried to jump
and got cramps..
old problem with her..

yea..

finally left the place at sun down.. around 7.45
we hung around andre's car wondering how we should get to the bus stop
i was being lame again.. as usual..
"where will be the most convenient for both of you to take 136?"
"er.. 136 bus stop?"
yea.
lol
finally got onto the car after like 15 minutes.. which included a mini tug of war with ivy

now our arrangement was.. rebecca on the left, ivy centre, me on the right..
got stuck at the right turn at the traffic light..
it just refused to change..
so..
andre with his crazy style..
just turn right.. cutting through the traffic like some action movie.. scary..
the lorry was like coming straight at us as andre accelerated from like 0 to 50 in 3 seconds?

oh yea.. before this crazy thing happen rebecca was passing me her bun for me to eat..
she passed it right in front of ivy's nose and she was complaining to not do that..
rebeccca then passed me the rest of the bun.. over ivy's head..
ivy was like.. ok.. at least not in front of my nose
i became evil..
i passed the bun back in front of her eyes..
she glared at me...
i was like..
lalala..

after turning i typed an sms and showed it to rebecca on the left.. stretching behind ivy's head..
and she was like.. oh! and tried to signal to me..
ivy purposely blocked in between.. and said..
that was vaguely bollywood..
ok..

yea.. andre dropped ivy off at church for her meeting..
then we told him to pretend to drive off but drop us off in front..
'cos we needed to find this sister/nun? to sign ivy's birthday present..
he made on round a dropped me and rebecca off..
i felt like an idiot trying to knock on the metal gate.. no answer at all..

so we gave up and walked to the bus stop..
got on the bus and went home..
talkidy-talkidy-chattidy-chattidy all the way to her house..
lol
asked if she was ok walking back herself.. my ankle was like aching already then..
she was like.. yea.. i won't cramp up on the way.. i hope..
yea.

went home.. dinner.. and now.. blogging.. cool
took 1 1/2 hrs..

lol
getting order to fast do the cover for ivy..
okok.. yes madam..

off now!
changin back to white

birthday celebration for ivy tomorrow!
wish me luck for executing my 4th birthday party i threw this year already =DD

shall update on other things next time..
*my ankle still hurts*

Byez!~

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