Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Monday, May 26, 2008
LoL. Ok.. ~Ninja Font~ is not allowed.
Wow... I actually have something to blog about for today. d(^ ^)
Today's Geography lecture in the LT was supposed to be productive. I'm not gonna mention any teacher since I know you people READ STUDENTS' BLOGS (at least some of you..). Therefore I can tell you that today I was simply stoning while writing down notes from the slide. An excerpt:
0905 hrs = "Welcome Mr. Knowledge to the Brain! Come! Come! Step right up and explore and feel free to attach yourself. Now if you would follow me to the left ear please.."
0958 hrs = "We hope you enjoy your trip to the Brain. Please exit from the right ear and come again real soon. We'll be waiting..." (=_=")
Then after that I went for ODAC. Heh.. It was a lot better actually. I actually failed my 1st Aid Lvl 0 test marginally (which means 3 wrongs out of like 18 questions this time around. Two 1/2 wrongs is considered 1 wrong.) Did it again after like close to an hour. I PASSED!!! WooHOO! :D
Also prussik 3 times today. It was fun.. that would have been my 3rd to 5th attempt on it. I need to pass in less than 12mins (to pass my Ropes Lvl 1) I kinda messed it up, but I improved each time by 2 mins. From 10min to 8min to 6min! =) [My final attempt kinda sucked.. 3 MINS to PREPARE (why did I take 1 million years?) and 3 mins to Prussik up and down (kinda average.. need to buck up) ] Still very excited though..
Then again, best part of today was making my way to Serangoon Central to buy an airsoft firearm for a local celebrity's son. (Guess who?) Funny thing is, I set of from bus 100 and waited until I arrive at my destination. {Remember, I wanted to go to Serangoon Int.!} Rode for abt. 50 mins from Maris Stella then I realised I took the bus the wrong way. Ended up at Vivo City, wayyy south of Singapore. (You idiots out there stop laughing!) Finished buying the you-know-what and going to pass to him tmr! =P (And for you people who laughed, I'm gonna take the similar firearm I bought for him, of which I OWN, and I'm gonna shoot you until you cry for mercy.. Or maybe Parley.. Muahaha... }=]
Ok.. Summerizing everything now.. I gonna cram for Knowledge Test Lvl 0.5 and 1 (Wah.. Brain Dead already just thinking about it.. You don't wanna know how much to remember!) But first, I gonna Call of Duty 4 right now. What? Can't I at least get a break? ... ... =S