Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Hihi everybody againz... Blogging all about ODAC again.. *can't be bothered to study for coming mid-years.. I know I'll be in "dippy sht" (ODAC-ers will understand)* Oh well...
Came to MPH around 12+ in the afternoon. Had to clear Ropes Lvl 1 (explained in more detail later) either today or tmr. Panic lah... Do 6 times also feel that I do SUPER-Duper-slow... Therefore, practise and practise and practise. Everyone in ODAC mostly studying for 1st Aid Lvl 1 or Knowledge Test Lvl 1. Why? Becoz' if never pass all the tests, no waterfall abseiling during June Expedition lor... Simple right?... Dream on! It's like the BIG HIGHLIGHT event in June XP! Other reasons also becoz' too many ppl for June XP, not enough space for bus so.. kena kick also very sad.. Very fortunate parents let us go for XP. =)
Then again, got ppl playing PSP Bleach (Ver. 3 or 4?) Look damn fun, but resisted the temptation. Basically, Ropes Lvl 1 = Start frm 2nd floor outside MPH, Run down to 1st floor and go up to 3rd floor in MPH, tie 'Fig. 8', throw tail over and do 're-threaded Fig. 8', rush down to 2nd floor outside MPH, assemble cords, prussik up 1 storey, descend down 1 storey (Time stops when both feet touch the ground after descend). So practise tying 'Figure of 8' and 'Re-threaded Fig. of 8' + assembling prussik cords swiftly. Tie, tie, tie... 1min 10sec. ... 1min... 52sec... 45sec!! Damn shiok! Do overall = 2+min only! Wahoo! :D
Test itself.. DIE!!! 1st personal error: Tie 'Fig. of 8' wrongly (wasted almost 30sec), 2nd personal error: Helmet stolen by Rope Head.. Put far far.. Assembled finish cannot find helmet, feel like %^$%&... Dismantle, wear helmet, re-assemble (wasted 1min) 1ST REAL ERROR: WEAKEST LINK ON CARABINER (1 more error = FAIL!) Took 9min 34sec. at the end. Slower than some girls... (=_-)"
Still passed but not happy. Therefore, restart to do personal best! DIE DIE MUST DO! d(>.<)b Did everything all over again. Flawless.. No errors, nothing wrong.. Finished with 6 MIN 15 SEC (& 55 MINI-SEC.) Got witness also. WAHAHAHa! Beat other boys! Nyahahaha! Then again, must have humility. Current seniors got 1 take 4-5min, broke the record for best prussik timing. Respect, respect.. *bows*
Tmr last day to clear First Aid Lvl 1. & 3rd last day to clear Knowledge test lvl 1. Must chiong study and pass! If not.. *shudders* Die die must go for waterfall abseiling! Study time.. Bye!~
*Hopefully next blog not everything abt. ODAC if not read until bored.. Sorry! =)