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Starring: Penguin as Penguin

Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.






Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket

Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.




Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain

Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.




Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA

Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.




Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA

*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.




Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption

Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?




Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids

... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?




Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet

No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(




Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet

Eeks. My feet are sore :O




Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst

Me: I can no longer take it!

LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!

Me: I shall escape! =D




Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape

Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.

Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....




Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!

Me: Are we all ready to escape?

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!

Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!




Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?

'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.

GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!

PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!




Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!

Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!

Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!

Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?




Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?

Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O

All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!




Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!

Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Up! Up the shelf!

All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*

Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!

PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...




Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid

Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here

A mother and child enters the souvenir shop

Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?

GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?

Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!




Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!

Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*

Me: *thinks* Eek! Can't.. Breathe.. Don't.. Move..

Kid: Mum! Mum! Can i buy this? Please? Please!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *whisper* Uh oh!

Me: *thinks* *horrified* No! No mum! Don't agree!

Mum: Hmmm...

Me: *thinks* !!! Don't agree with him!


Chap 18: The Souvenir Stall - No!

Kid: Please? Please?

Mum: Hmmm... Nah..

Me: *thinks* Phew.. I'm safe..

Kid: But why!

Mum: Its too fat and ugly, I don't like it. Put it back on the shelf.

Kid: But..

Mum: Now!

Kid: Okay..

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Fat and ugly.. Hehe..

Me: ...


Chap 19: The Souvenir Stall - The coast is clear

Me: *whisper* Whatever, you guys ain't much different from me!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: *snicker* Hehe..But still!

Me: *whisper* Grr! Hey! Look! The coast is clear!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!

All: *fumbles off shelf*

*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*

Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!


Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!

All: *waddle waddle*

Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!

Baby: *points* Gagagugu?

Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!

Me: Halt! Stop moving!

All: *freezes on the spot*

Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?

Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!

Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!

Baby: Babamisegofle!

Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.

Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!

All: *waddles quickly*

Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?

All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*

Penguiy: What's that noise?

GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?

PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?

Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!

Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?

Me: *points* There! That hole!

All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*

Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?




TO BE CONTINUED...




Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


..
had a very what the freak day up till now..
time now is 1.56pm, 27/5/2008..

woke up early today..
had to go singapore polytechnic to attend my sister's graduation ceremony..

left house at 7.45am..
the booklet said to be seated by 830am..

yea..
left house..
left my belt behind..
and my jeans keep dropping.. -.-"..
29 waist jean dropping..
i think i lost too much weight back then..
heh.

yea..
anyways..
i was playing my grand theft auto on psp in the car..
got dizzy after 15minutes of play..
same problem of being unable to read/play games in the car..
..
wonder what really causes me to be dizzy..

yea..
reached sp..
was like.
overcrowding with people in the graduation coats and guests..
and there were practically no lots at all to park..

and i noticed something..
the car lots in sp are very wide..
i think probably just slightly smaller than those in ikea tampines..

was directed by one or the many many security guards to park in the carpark at block t19..
heh.
far far from the auditorium and up the rather steep slope..

my sister then said there was lots down at the carpark at the foot of the slope..
my mother then ask how to go down..
no reply..
then she tried to reverse at the carpark junction..
then..
my sister asked parking here or what..
my mother then scolded her..
her own school and she's not giving directions..

started to floor the acclerator..
i was still dizzy then..
almost wanted to puke..

then finally got down to park..
still walked quite far to get to the audi..

not bad i must say their audi..
as compared to cj..
their seats are wider..
but no table..
and their's is the tall audi and rather narrow type..
cj's is the tall and wide..
but i love the equipments that give the lightings up there..
so cool

yea..
waited long long..
and i heard my sister's voice..
haha..
she was allocated to seat almost exactly behind us..
(mother and me were seated in the last row in front of the graduation students.. exactly in the centre somemore.. heh)

then waited long long again..
i wanted to play psp again but thought against it..
so i took out my physics stuff and started doing it to pass time..
haha..
acted studious..
so not true..

heard my sister say:"see that boy doing physics? yea. that's my brother"
friend:"wow.. hardworking sia.. jc?"
yup.. cjc

heh..
after like 40minutes later then the ceremony started..
and started rather lamely..

everyone had to stand up to welcome all the "distinguished guests"
ok.
the only guy that more or less deserves us standing is that minister guy..
pretty capable..
minister for quite a number of things..
can't remember and can't be bothered..

had his speech..
then principal's(priscilla's) speech..
haha.. only 4j people will understand why priscilla..
sp principal is a guy by the way..
fall alseep count : 1

yea..
then after all the talk.. finally they start..
woo..
lucky my sister was first few..
she got it..
yea..

after that..
fall asleep count ; 2,3,4,5

yea.. i did count..
slept like 5-10 minutes each time..
'cos there were like 500+ people getting their stuff on stage..

then.. they started to show some video of their top students..
what the world has 7 wonders, sp has our own 7 students or something like that..
rather lame..
i only managed to stay awake after the 2nd guy's video..
omg..
they are like super gay when it comes to studying..
this first guy..
finished A level.. went for army.. come to sp.. now waiting to fly to US to study in their uni there..
omg.
41 distinctions and As..
*jaw drop*
the whole crowd gasped la..
so.. he's like..
after As 18, after army 21(was still 2 1/2-3 yrs), after sp 24.. after uni 27-29..
....
study so long..
come out into society in the early 30s..
i wonder what jobs can he do?
if he doesn't secure a job of his course..
he's soooo dead..

second guy was relatively less smart as compared to the first.. but still..
relative. watch it..
21 distinctions and As..
fall asleep count ; 6,7,8,9,10,11,12

yea..
keep dozing off for a few moments and waking up again..

saw a few other's result..
32 distinctions and As..
and this one..
i thought the first guy was gay..
this guy was gay-er by 1..
42 distinctions and As..

.

freaks..
study until like no tomorrow i think..
'cos if i'm right this guy started off from EM3..
then ite..
then sp..
then top of course..

...
so studying hard does make a difference..
for some people..

yea..
before the end..
had to everyone stand again wait for the distinguished guests to leave..
then they took super long..
old already..
cannot climb the steps to the exit..
so 800+ other people waited for these people for 5 minutes..
then..
no one was leaving already..
all of them left..
the mc didn't know what to do next..
then lag.
everyone was like..
can we go yet?

lag.
lag.
lag.

thank you everyone for attending the graduation ceremony 2008..
please help yourselves at the reception outside the auditorium..
have a nice day..

*everyone swarm towards the exit*

yea..
ate lunch there..
didn't have appetite..
'cos after sleeping for so long..
i stood up too fast and strained the nerve(i think) at my neck to my brain area..
ow..
was like..
grimacing for 1minute..

ate 1small cube of cake of around 3cm by 3cm by 4cm..
3 siew mais..
1 i got no idea what that is thingie..
and drank 2 cups of orange juice..

full already..

explains why my jeans is dropping..

took pictures and come back home..
on the way went to thomas plaza ntuc to buy things with my mother..
my sister stayed behind to hang out with a friends..

on the way to thomas plaza..
it was dizzling..
then at macritchie reservoir there..
the the rain suddenly became super big..
like ice cream cone sized rain drops..
then..
10ms later...
no rain.
not a single drop.
wow.
god's acting strange today..

yea.

bought a box of sushi..
shall share it with becca later..

hmm..
i need to save more money..
not enough to buy her a click five album+dvd..
i think it's sold at 20+ in j8..
clearance sale..
should had used my emergency money to buy then..
hope there still is went to go over again soon.. before june 1st..
(june 1st the click five's concert.. she wasn't allowed to go..)

yea..
tuition soon..
but physics first..
i'm so going to aim to master H2 physics..
woo.. try 43 distinctions and As..
eh wait.. i take 5 subjects+pw only

Byez!~

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