Notice: This story is purely fictitious. No penguins are waddling about freely in Singapore, neither were any penguins harmed in the production of this story.
Chap 1: Return to the South Pole - The ticket
Yay, I got my ticket to the south pole. Leaving tomorrow.
Chap 2: Return to the South Pole - Heavy rain
Heavy rain throughout the whole day. Flight postponed to 1 week later. Dammit.
Chap 3: The Capture - SPCA
Currently at SPCA. Some idiot thought I was a wild penguin and reported me to the SPCA. They caught me when i was sleeping on the bench.
Chap 4: The Capture - Release from SPCA
*Yawn* Now processing the documents for my release from SPCA. Stupid guy.
Chap 5: The Zoo - The adoption
Oh my god! Something went wrong. I am being adopted by the Zoo. What the hell?
Chap 6: The Zoo - Demanding kids
... In the zoo now... And the kids are demanding me to do happy feet. What!?
Chap 7: The Zoo - Happy feet
No choice. Now learning how to dance happy feet. Hard to be a penguin =(
Chap 8: The Zoo - Sore feet
Eeks. My feet are sore :O
Chap 9: The Zoo - The outburst
Me: I can no longer take it!
LifeAsAPenguin proudly presents, a parody of the renowned television series 'Prison Break'... ZOO BREAK!
Me: I shall escape! =D
Chap 10: The Escape - Planning the escape
Planning to escape with a couple of penguin mates. Penguiy, PenPen and GuinGuin.
Me: Okay.. This is what we shall do.. *whisper whisper*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Um. Yes. Okay.....
Chap 11: The Escape - Execute escape plan!
Me: Are we all ready to escape?
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes! Let's do it!
Me: We shall follow the escape plan. Disguise ourselves at zebra crossings!
Chap 12: The Escape - Escape successful?
'Stealth Penguin' mode activated. Successfully in the zebra crossing.
GuinGuin: Yes! We did it!
PenPen: Not yet! Look! Hostile children ahead!
Chap 13: The Escape - We've been spotted!
Children: *screams* Penguins! Penguins!
Oh no! The penguins have been spotted!
Me: PLAN B! PLAN B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Chap 14: The Escape - Plan B!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Plan B? What Plan B!?
Me: PLAN B!! WADDLE FASTER!! O_O
All: Ahhhhhhh.....!!!
Chap 15: The Escape - The souvenir shop
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where! Where! Where do we hide!
Me: *points* There! Into the souvenir shop!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Up! Up the shelf!
All: *fumbles up into the shelf of penguin stuff toys*
Me: Don't move! And stay quiet!
PenPen: *whisper* Its warm in here...
Chap 16: The Souvenir Shop- The Kid
Me: *whisper* Just a while more PenPen, once its clear we'll get out of here
A mother and child enters the souvenir shop
Penguiy: *nudge* *whisper* Hey.. What's that kid doing?
GuinGuin: *whisper* Why.. Why he is looking at us?
Me: *whisper* Oh no! Here he comes!
Chap 17: The Souvenir Stall - Don't agree!
Kid: Hey mum! This toy is so realistic! *pokes and squeezes*
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Oh! Oh! Let's go quick!
All: *fumbles off shelf*
*cue MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME*
Me: Alright! Let's continue with our original escape plan! Let's move!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Yes sire!
Chap 20: Outside Souvenir Stall - Spotted by a Baby!
All: *waddle waddle*
Me: Come'on people! Let's move it!
Baby: *points* Gagagugu?
Penguiy: Oh no. The baby spotted us!
Me: Halt! Stop moving!
All: *freezes on the spot*
Baby: *points*Pagugungofle!
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Chap 21: Outside Souvenir Stall - Safe? Not Safe?
Me: *whisper* Don't! Move!
Baby's mum: *cuddles baby* Oooo. So cute my baby!
Baby: Babamisegofle!
Baby's mum: *hugs baby* Yes, yes, my dear. Oooo. Mummy give you a hug.
Me: *whisper* Okay. Quick! Take this chance to run away!
All: *waddles quickly*
Chap 22: Outside Souvenir Stall - The Hole to Freedom?
All: *waddles down the long shelter walkway*
Penguiy: What's that noise?
GuinGuin: Sounds like people.. From where?
PenPen: There! Right in front of us! A whole tour group! Now what?
Me: Quick! Hide! Somewhere! Somehow! Quick! Just hide!
Penguiy, PenPen, GuinGuin: Where!?
Me: *points* There! That hole!
All: *waddles quickly and slides down into the slippery, dark hole*
Our heros find themselves sliding down at an increasing pace. Where exactly are they? What will happen to them?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notice: As both the author and editor are busy, the frequency of LifeAsAPenguin update will be reduced. However, it will continue! So remember to check back often! (:
Saturday, May 24, 2008
lets see... the last time i blog was a few days back. um. i dun really like to post long long de... so... yea. wednesday... wat did i do on wed.... Hmmm. crap. i 4got -.-. nvm thur. um thur... had 3 hrs of lessons, break, another 3 hrs of lessons. blah.
den stay bak until 6pm for dance sport training. dance and dance. until 8pm. was so fun? =S. feeling no emotions now =/... after dance gaf don and teresa a lift home. reach home. bath. watch anime. sleep.
den fri... 9am start lessons. den 9:50 next lessons. suppose to end at 12pm. but teacher siao siao end at 10:45am. but cca is like... at 6pm? so i went wif nic + hui xiang to the lib to do hw. WOW? lol. down there we met wei ling. den chat wif her . den 12pm me nic and weiling left lib. wei ling went to meet her fren while me and nic go and meet sarah + crystal. den we 4 went to BTP to eat lunch. walk around in BTP for like 15mins to decide what to eat -.-? end up eat kfc >.>... den we went to fair price walk walk. walk for 1hr++? lol. we got 1 trolly put like 4 bags 3 laptops and only 3 packet of tibits ahaha. -.-...
den after that we went popular bookstore, caz wait for crystal's mother come fetch her. den after that nic took cab home, me and sarah both took free ride to bus stop hehe. i got off after her though. back to ngee ann poly zzz -.-...
on the way in, i saw my ex-sakae collegue! boon chuan. ahaha. he helped me wif 1 of my hw. caz he year 2 lol. den i went lib to stone. caz was like 2 plus 3? den i met alvin there. played cs and watch anime again. until 4:50. den he go for his cca while i went to canteen 2. down there i met like 8 frens. and i ask the names of 6 of dem again. STM! =D...
den 6pm went for the adventure seekers(TAS). had some sort of game like block catching. 9 floors sia. only can take lift upwards. must run around catching the seniors wif answers -.-... zzzz. up down up down lol. den i went abit violent. i grabbed one of the seniors by the neck and threw him down on the floor =X... oops lol. ok moving on ><... den after TAS, went out to mac wif my water fall group ( shamrock )... bleh. den reach home at around 12am.
sat. stone at home watch anime until like 4pm. den went for facial AHAHHA. 1st time in my life. how pain issit sia zzz. freakin pain. i was like ow ow ow. =/... actually, no. i clenched my fists instead LOL. the beautician say 1st time is liddat de. -.-....... dats all lo. now like playin gunbound wif kenneth .. zzz. cannot grow up sia LOL.